matterpillar
@m4tt13.bsky.social
matt - he/him
#1 professional doodeler
chronically offline
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#1 professional doodeler
chronically offline
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March 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Car chomped by blahaj
July 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Car chomped by blahaj
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apparently it’s a “walk around the house saying stuff in an aussie accent” day again today
May 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
apparently it’s a “walk around the house saying stuff in an aussie accent” day again today
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Ele tá sentado, de pé e deitado ao mesmo tempo
April 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ele tá sentado, de pé e deitado ao mesmo tempo
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i think im gonna actually do it this time
May 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i think im gonna actually do it this time
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Another one for @senschumer and his fellow brave letter writers
April 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Another one for @senschumer and his fellow brave letter writers
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April 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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This is Autumn. She was born without one paw. Gets along just fine with three, but still sometimes uses a prosthetic leg when she wants to blend in. 13/10
April 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This is Autumn. She was born without one paw. Gets along just fine with three, but still sometimes uses a prosthetic leg when she wants to blend in. 13/10
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Elections have consequences
April 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Elections have consequences
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2025 world is on fire cringe is dead live your truth tell everyone you care about that you love then so ill always say with my full chest that spongebob is hot okay
April 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
2025 world is on fire cringe is dead live your truth tell everyone you care about that you love then so ill always say with my full chest that spongebob is hot okay
the dave and the kat ?!!!,?!??
March 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
the dave and the kat ?!!!,?!??
haven’t touched homestuck in months but they’re all i can draw :(
March 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
haven’t touched homestuck in months but they’re all i can draw :(
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I’m like 99% sure that mice don’t even have genders.
March 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I’m like 99% sure that mice don’t even have genders.
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i really wanna chew on those like, skins that tattoo artists practice on
January 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i really wanna chew on those like, skins that tattoo artists practice on
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hope they fall to something embarrassingly mundane, like choking on a pretzel
they don't deserve the honor of a fantastic death, I long for their exit to be like a whoopie cushion, to be a tasteless joke in the margins of a ripley's believe it or not, let them fizzle out with a pathetic whimper
they don't deserve the honor of a fantastic death, I long for their exit to be like a whoopie cushion, to be a tasteless joke in the margins of a ripley's believe it or not, let them fizzle out with a pathetic whimper
January 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
hope they fall to something embarrassingly mundane, like choking on a pretzel
they don't deserve the honor of a fantastic death, I long for their exit to be like a whoopie cushion, to be a tasteless joke in the margins of a ripley's believe it or not, let them fizzle out with a pathetic whimper
they don't deserve the honor of a fantastic death, I long for their exit to be like a whoopie cushion, to be a tasteless joke in the margins of a ripley's believe it or not, let them fizzle out with a pathetic whimper
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Thank the lord for Private Eye
January 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Thank the lord for Private Eye
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