matterpillar
m4tt13.bsky.social
matterpillar
@m4tt13.bsky.social
matt - he/him
#1 professional doodeler

chronically offline
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March 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Car chomped by blahaj
July 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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May 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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apparently it’s a “walk around the house saying stuff in an aussie accent” day again today
May 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Ele tá sentado, de pé e deitado ao mesmo tempo
April 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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i think im gonna actually do it this time
May 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Another one for @senschumer and his fellow brave letter writers
April 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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radiohead reference
April 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Sure
Happy
It’s
Thursday!
What song is stuck in your head right now?

#EarWorm
April 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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This is Autumn. She was born without one paw. Gets along just fine with three, but still sometimes uses a prosthetic leg when she wants to blend in. 13/10
April 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Elections have consequences
April 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Mmmm carrots
April 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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2025 world is on fire cringe is dead live your truth tell everyone you care about that you love then so ill always say with my full chest that spongebob is hot okay
April 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
hello everynyan
March 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
the dave and the kat ?!!!,?!??
March 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
dave
March 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
haven’t touched homestuck in months but they’re all i can draw :(
March 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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I’m like 99% sure that mice don’t even have genders.
March 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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i really wanna chew on those like, skins that tattoo artists practice on
January 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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hope they fall to something embarrassingly mundane, like choking on a pretzel

they don't deserve the honor of a fantastic death, I long for their exit to be like a whoopie cushion, to be a tasteless joke in the margins of a ripley's believe it or not, let them fizzle out with a pathetic whimper
January 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Thank the lord for Private Eye
January 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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mmm sun
January 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM