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I just want to live normally. But then there are these crazy guys, who think that I'm a crazy guy. You know what I mean?
January 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Abraham Lincoln was a wrestler. Do you think he'd won a cage fight against Elon Musk?
January 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Posting nothing funny today because it's Holocaust Remembrance Day.
January 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Today I've got no shitpost for you. But don't be sad, here's a beautiful picture of Flat Mars.
January 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What a beautiful looking flower.
January 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
At least the judges don't like Trump.
January 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Donald Trump has undergone the "Squid Game Evolution".
January 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Obama's favorite movie is "The Godfather". This can't be a coincidence.
January 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"Honey, there's nothing going on between us. It was just an accident."

The accident:
January 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM