M4C_4T4K79
@m4c4t4k79.bsky.social
Prospecting to be your bullshit spittin reply guy.
*Amounts of tomfuckery & shitnannigans will vary*
*Amounts of tomfuckery & shitnannigans will vary*
Song checkpoint! Quote this with the song you last listened to!
December 5, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Song checkpoint! Quote this with the song you last listened to!
Top 3 TV shows you watched this year….
December 4, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Top 3 TV shows you watched this year….
Actually, I forgot to get some myself. It’d go perfectly w/ what I got goin…
November 28, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Actually, I forgot to get some myself. It’d go perfectly w/ what I got goin…
Ceremony to welcome new users to Bluesky
November 22, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Ceremony to welcome new users to Bluesky
The geckos get a bit… frisky since they’re locked up in that chamber
November 21, 2024 at 1:13 PM
The geckos get a bit… frisky since they’re locked up in that chamber
Incase ya can’t hear what he’s whistling…
November 17, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Incase ya can’t hear what he’s whistling…
How’s it going?
Me: *thank God for music*
Me: *thank God for music*
November 16, 2024 at 6:11 PM
How’s it going?
Me: *thank God for music*
Me: *thank God for music*
people of bluesky! quote a favourite film using gifs only
November 16, 2024 at 1:32 PM
people of bluesky! quote a favourite film using gifs only
That cancelled show you’ll never stop thinking about 😭
November 16, 2024 at 1:21 PM
That cancelled show you’ll never stop thinking about 😭
Quote a rap album with zero skips
November 14, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Quote a rap album with zero skips
…rockin everywhere.
November 14, 2024 at 12:18 PM
…rockin everywhere.
Quote with the last baseball-related photo on your phone
November 11, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Quote with the last baseball-related photo on your phone
“[We’re] gonna carry that weight”… and see.
November 9, 2024 at 11:36 PM
“[We’re] gonna carry that weight”… and see.
First it starts w/ the ciggy in the theater, then you’ll wanna gamble, AND THEN you’ll wanna crush a man’s lungs w/ ya legs.
November 7, 2024 at 11:37 PM
First it starts w/ the ciggy in the theater, then you’ll wanna gamble, AND THEN you’ll wanna crush a man’s lungs w/ ya legs.
Waiting for the new Bluesky users like:
February 7, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Waiting for the new Bluesky users like:
post a random weird car picture that’s already on your phone with no explanation
February 7, 2024 at 2:31 PM
post a random weird car picture that’s already on your phone with no explanation
…for a strong, upward gust of wind.
November 14, 2023 at 3:52 PM
…for a strong, upward gust of wind.
The first rule of Math Club is: Pi is exactly 3!
November 11, 2023 at 12:27 AM
The first rule of Math Club is: Pi is exactly 3!
@jakevig.bsky.social Xander Crews follows ME?!?!
November 10, 2023 at 8:24 PM
@jakevig.bsky.social Xander Crews follows ME?!?!
Happy Birthday, Jaws 🥳
November 10, 2023 at 8:18 PM
Happy Birthday, Jaws 🥳
The word “de-erection set” has come to mind
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
November 9, 2023 at 11:56 AM
The word “de-erection set” has come to mind
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
I’m pretty sure my kids say this in their heads every time I talk.
November 8, 2023 at 1:27 AM
I’m pretty sure my kids say this in their heads every time I talk.