Who is Joy and why do you bring her to work?

Some clothes. Not sure the Glock would have made it on the plane.

Seems strange to pass people carrying cross bows in the shop.

Thankfully not that bad. To put it in perspective, 3 people a day get murder in Jamaica on average ( and it was much higher in previous years ) large parts of the population live shanti style shacks in abject poverty. Something to remember when you book that exclusive Montego bay resort.

Wow imagine working at reception..

"Hello this is the Education & Outreach Team at The British Interplanetary Society, how may I direct your call " 😳

Best Christmas light show ever. God knows how they pay the electricity bill.

Why do we need to import some trashy American tradition. China must love it, all that plastic rubbish they sell to decorate people's council flats.

Don't the kids like to play their music out loud these days. I think headphones are so 2020?

I don't think we can use the phrase "My wife" as that implies ownership. Unless of course you did purchase her 🧐🤣 #woke #mee2

That's very apt. 5 mins is about as long as their quality equipment lasts if you put it up outside. 😳🤑😋

You will grow to love it. I've been using it for a while now and prefer it to other versions. They put the start bar back, and in many ways it looks the same...

She will be wrapping up all your presents. Best to keep out for a few days.

What 3 rums, is that like what 3 words?
Captain Morgan
Appleton Estate
Diplomatico

El Dorado
Gosling's.
Bacardi: A

In my day young man, songs had lyrics you could sing along to.

Didn't see you at the RSGB convention on Sunday. @m0wut.bsky.social Dan was again plastered on the poster behind the book stall, so despite the rumour they haven't replaced him yet. I missed his talk, but @m1geo.com watched his prodigy and I think he did him proud. #hamradio