M0RTARP0D
@m0rtarp0d.bsky.social
Dimensional orbiter, self-contained rage-nugget, and the ever-present ghost in your phone.
He/Him, 🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights, 🇵🇸 Free Palestine
Fix your hearts or die.
He/Him, 🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights, 🇵🇸 Free Palestine
Fix your hearts or die.
Suddenly frothing at the mouth for the new Steam Machine— but less for gaming and more for an out of the box Linux distro with decent hardware and minimal necessary up-front configuration.
And also gaming.
And also gaming.
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Suddenly frothing at the mouth for the new Steam Machine— but less for gaming and more for an out of the box Linux distro with decent hardware and minimal necessary up-front configuration.
And also gaming.
And also gaming.
Hell yeah. This gets bonus points for being a 5e update to an already-existing character from back in 3.5e like a decade ago.
Agatha is a half-orc former pirate who learned seamanship aboard her father’s ship before a falling out prompted her to leave the crew.
Agatha is a half-orc former pirate who learned seamanship aboard her father’s ship before a falling out prompted her to leave the crew.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hell yeah. This gets bonus points for being a 5e update to an already-existing character from back in 3.5e like a decade ago.
Agatha is a half-orc former pirate who learned seamanship aboard her father’s ship before a falling out prompted her to leave the crew.
Agatha is a half-orc former pirate who learned seamanship aboard her father’s ship before a falling out prompted her to leave the crew.
Repost with an iconic fictional band:
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band:
You ever just… miss being able to enjoy things?
Take it how you will, but hobbies and media just don’t hit like they used to before we entered the Torment Nexus.
It’s especially frustrating when you find out the creators of many things you loved are abhorrent human beings.
Take it how you will, but hobbies and media just don’t hit like they used to before we entered the Torment Nexus.
It’s especially frustrating when you find out the creators of many things you loved are abhorrent human beings.
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You ever just… miss being able to enjoy things?
Take it how you will, but hobbies and media just don’t hit like they used to before we entered the Torment Nexus.
It’s especially frustrating when you find out the creators of many things you loved are abhorrent human beings.
Take it how you will, but hobbies and media just don’t hit like they used to before we entered the Torment Nexus.
It’s especially frustrating when you find out the creators of many things you loved are abhorrent human beings.
Not sure what the deal is with more FF cards coming out in December, but I really hope we get enough to brew an exclusively FFXV deck around Noctis, Heir Apparent.
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Not sure what the deal is with more FF cards coming out in December, but I really hope we get enough to brew an exclusively FFXV deck around Noctis, Heir Apparent.
Yeah, Lumravis def the weakest of the bunch here.
With Yedora at the helm, we can turn all those face-down forests into creatures with Life and Limb, then flip them as needed with Hauntwoods Shrieker.
Sylvan Anthem is kinda neat for utility as well.
With Yedora at the helm, we can turn all those face-down forests into creatures with Life and Limb, then flip them as needed with Hauntwoods Shrieker.
Sylvan Anthem is kinda neat for utility as well.
October 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Yeah, Lumravis def the weakest of the bunch here.
With Yedora at the helm, we can turn all those face-down forests into creatures with Life and Limb, then flip them as needed with Hauntwoods Shrieker.
Sylvan Anthem is kinda neat for utility as well.
With Yedora at the helm, we can turn all those face-down forests into creatures with Life and Limb, then flip them as needed with Hauntwoods Shrieker.
Sylvan Anthem is kinda neat for utility as well.
You know, mono-g loam could be fun.
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
You know, mono-g loam could be fun.
Without downloading anything, where are you mentally rn?
October 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Without downloading anything, where are you mentally rn?
The only exception is likely Psychotrope Thallid, which for whatever reason sitting around $6 right now.
Even with the budgetary restrictions though, a lot of the cards I was considering still remain in the list.
Most of what got filtered were win-more or the usual best-in-slot cards anyway.
Even with the budgetary restrictions though, a lot of the cards I was considering still remain in the list.
Most of what got filtered were win-more or the usual best-in-slot cards anyway.
October 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The only exception is likely Psychotrope Thallid, which for whatever reason sitting around $6 right now.
Even with the budgetary restrictions though, a lot of the cards I was considering still remain in the list.
Most of what got filtered were win-more or the usual best-in-slot cards anyway.
Even with the budgetary restrictions though, a lot of the cards I was considering still remain in the list.
Most of what got filtered were win-more or the usual best-in-slot cards anyway.
Absolutely fucking not.
October 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Absolutely fucking not.
October 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Goodwill Book Haul!
Especially excited to find two of my favorite books by @kaaauthor.bsky.social from my childhood!
Especially excited to find two of my favorite books by @kaaauthor.bsky.social from my childhood!
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Goodwill Book Haul!
Especially excited to find two of my favorite books by @kaaauthor.bsky.social from my childhood!
Especially excited to find two of my favorite books by @kaaauthor.bsky.social from my childhood!
My Jumanji deck had a lot of oldschool bangers. Bruse//Kamahl were the main commanders, but sometimes it was fun to swap in Mayael from the 99 to mix things up.
October 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My Jumanji deck had a lot of oldschool bangers. Bruse//Kamahl were the main commanders, but sometimes it was fun to swap in Mayael from the 99 to mix things up.
Still working on Jund Samurai: Secret Commander Isao, btw.
October 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Still working on Jund Samurai: Secret Commander Isao, btw.
Throne goes hard in Sethron.
October 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Throne goes hard in Sethron.
Wish I could find the energy to finish my Tayam Spore Counters list.
I’d love to start goldfishing it and maybe buy it in paper sometime.
I’d love to start goldfishing it and maybe buy it in paper sometime.
October 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Wish I could find the energy to finish my Tayam Spore Counters list.
I’d love to start goldfishing it and maybe buy it in paper sometime.
I’d love to start goldfishing it and maybe buy it in paper sometime.
Anyone remember the Old Internet? With MySpace, Quizilla, Tumblr, DeviantArt, Gaia Online?
Like, those still exist now, but as husks of their former selves now that modern social media has parasitized everyone’s attention spans.
Fuck a RETVRN to 2002 Walmart. I miss the 2005-era web.
Like, those still exist now, but as husks of their former selves now that modern social media has parasitized everyone’s attention spans.
Fuck a RETVRN to 2002 Walmart. I miss the 2005-era web.
September 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Anyone remember the Old Internet? With MySpace, Quizilla, Tumblr, DeviantArt, Gaia Online?
Like, those still exist now, but as husks of their former selves now that modern social media has parasitized everyone’s attention spans.
Fuck a RETVRN to 2002 Walmart. I miss the 2005-era web.
Like, those still exist now, but as husks of their former selves now that modern social media has parasitized everyone’s attention spans.
Fuck a RETVRN to 2002 Walmart. I miss the 2005-era web.
If you see this, skeet a pic with no explanation.
September 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you see this, skeet a pic with no explanation.
With the new Lorwyn spoilers dropping, I feel it’s my duty to remind everyone that these two cards exist.
September 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
With the new Lorwyn spoilers dropping, I feel it’s my duty to remind everyone that these two cards exist.
Once again wishing I had a D&D campaign to join.
September 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Once again wishing I had a D&D campaign to join.
You know what, I wanna do this too.
What type vibes do I give off?
What type vibes do I give off?
September 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You know what, I wanna do this too.
What type vibes do I give off?
What type vibes do I give off?
Just a heads up for anyone subscribed to Mountain Rug Cleaning on YouTube:
Dude is apparently a bigot and gleefully flying the St. George’s Cross.
Dude is apparently a bigot and gleefully flying the St. George’s Cross.
September 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Just a heads up for anyone subscribed to Mountain Rug Cleaning on YouTube:
Dude is apparently a bigot and gleefully flying the St. George’s Cross.
Dude is apparently a bigot and gleefully flying the St. George’s Cross.