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Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair. 🇵🇸
Taking a break from twitter and Facebook bc the ignorance of people is stressing me out
October 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Taking a break from twitter and Facebook bc the ignorance of people is stressing me out
Lmao Carrie underwood having technical difficulties during her 3 minutes of fame for the soul of her career. Laugh out loud sell out 🤣
January 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Lmao Carrie underwood having technical difficulties during her 3 minutes of fame for the soul of her career. Laugh out loud sell out 🤣
I’d rather freeze than have the heater on drying me out like SpongeBob without water.
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants with his mouth open and the words water written on his face .
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants with his mouth open and the words water written on his face .
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December 23, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I’d rather freeze than have the heater on drying me out like SpongeBob without water.
Want to go home but need money to pay rent and bills
a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants jumping off a cliff
ALT: a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants jumping off a cliff
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December 18, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Want to go home but need money to pay rent and bills
I need a man (I think)
December 17, 2024 at 10:43 PM
I need a man (I think)
We’re drunk again but this Fridays drunk night is dedicated to petting my sweet dog
December 14, 2024 at 5:17 AM
We’re drunk again but this Fridays drunk night is dedicated to petting my sweet dog
Amber alerts at the airport sound like the apocalypse is happening tbh
December 11, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Amber alerts at the airport sound like the apocalypse is happening tbh
They really thought we’d sympathize with the multi millionaire who denies our claims that we pay for???
December 11, 2024 at 4:31 PM
They really thought we’d sympathize with the multi millionaire who denies our claims that we pay for???
I’m in my Spice Girls era again I’m afraid
December 11, 2024 at 1:26 PM
I’m in my Spice Girls era again I’m afraid
Made G(a)linda in my dress up app! 🫧
December 8, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Made G(a)linda in my dress up app! 🫧
Getting drunk for the first time in months. Alexa play BRAT
December 7, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Getting drunk for the first time in months. Alexa play BRAT
Lowkey crazy how I picked up drinking during the pandemic and would literally drink every day
December 3, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Lowkey crazy how I picked up drinking during the pandemic and would literally drink every day
Need Gaga to sell out and do a Christmas album
November 30, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Need Gaga to sell out and do a Christmas album
Thinking about the buffet I have to cook tomorrow because my family is incompetent 😭
November 28, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Thinking about the buffet I have to cook tomorrow because my family is incompetent 😭
Just spent the past two weeks helping out the California branch I can’t wait to go back homeee
November 25, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Just spent the past two weeks helping out the California branch I can’t wait to go back homeee
High as hell listening to Born This Way. As rightfully intended !
November 23, 2024 at 8:18 AM
High as hell listening to Born This Way. As rightfully intended !
Uber driver has BO but why does it kinda smell good….
November 22, 2024 at 7:36 AM
Uber driver has BO but why does it kinda smell good….
Just finished 11 hour shift with trainees all at different levels and coworker leaves early so I had to send trainees home so I can help close the store
a kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched
ALT: a kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched
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November 22, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Just finished 11 hour shift with trainees all at different levels and coworker leaves early so I had to send trainees home so I can help close the store
GAGACHELLA 2.0!!!!!!!!
November 20, 2024 at 11:08 PM
GAGACHELLA 2.0!!!!!!!!
I’ve worked seven days in a row
a cartoon of spongebob wearing sunglasses and a sad look on his face
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob wearing sunglasses and a sad look on his face
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November 18, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I’ve worked seven days in a row
Now why did they label the whole milk as Homo….
November 17, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Now why did they label the whole milk as Homo….
