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emmma
@m0ocow.bsky.social
10% water 90% hater
some call it jaywalking, i call it reclaiming pedestrian rights
January 7, 2024 at 6:36 PM
she ski on my bidi til i bop bop
November 29, 2023 at 3:17 AM
baja blast baka bae
November 29, 2023 at 3:16 AM
getting tatted and pretending i’m in a gom jabbar type situation
November 14, 2023 at 9:43 PM
ginger kylo ren dj
October 29, 2023 at 6:16 AM
pre workout at the pre game
October 29, 2023 at 2:16 AM
fart smelled exactly like mcdonald’s
October 28, 2023 at 5:01 PM
reached my limited on delusion for the week i’m normal now
October 25, 2023 at 1:35 PM
fmk: kombucha, coconut water, and pedialyte
October 24, 2023 at 4:38 AM
i’m obsessed with annoying women
October 22, 2023 at 1:41 PM
you can literally print out anything
October 20, 2023 at 11:56 PM
furthermore, it was one of those brands i was drinking when i skeeted “drinking kombucha farting, burping, gurgling”, the raw kombucha didn’t make me gassy at all
October 20, 2023 at 9:04 PM
i also learned that SOME kombucha brands pasteurize the buch (killing the baller probiotics) and then add artificial probiotics
October 20, 2023 at 9:02 PM
had my first kombucha a week ago. today i started my kombucha tier list.
October 20, 2023 at 9:01 PM
HOLLAND SKEETING
October 20, 2023 at 9:00 PM
this mornings bevy fmk : smoothie, earl grey tea, kombucha
October 15, 2023 at 12:28 PM
drinking kombucha farting, burping, gurgling
October 14, 2023 at 10:58 PM
new season of bake off has the most beautiful milf
October 10, 2023 at 3:56 AM
walked out of the starbucks bc the baristas didn’t look gay enough
October 8, 2023 at 5:55 PM
miller high lifers on the train
October 6, 2023 at 12:18 PM
they arrested me for giggling on the quiet car
October 6, 2023 at 12:18 PM
i lost them again
the light shines upon me today, but it is not blinding. after months of suffering i have found my Beloved Sunnies.
October 5, 2023 at 2:45 PM
day 4 of my pussy hurting and i hate my outfit why even go on?
October 5, 2023 at 2:43 PM
need poppoers
September 16, 2023 at 3:10 AM
the light shines upon me today, but it is not blinding. after months of suffering i have found my Beloved Sunnies.
September 15, 2023 at 4:14 PM