A truly smart fridge would tell me what I buried in the back so I can actually EAT it before it goes bad.

Ah, ok. Basically making an "Original Classification Authority" a bipartisan group / board rather than an individual.

I think there's going to be a lot of "how do we prevent this from happening in the future" once we get these people out of office. At least, I hope so.

There is a review process (and a number of ways a document can be declassified) - the report does list them and concludes that he did not follow any of the processes listed.

Their recommendation: more training. 🙄

Horsefeathers! Poppycock!

Completely unrelated, but I LOVE your porch post!!

I got rid of my acne and gained chin whiskers. Somewhere, the universe is having a goddamned good guffaw.

I felt so lied to when I found out that Buddy Cianci did not, in fact, name his daughter "Nancy Ann."

There will be no Autumnal Erasure here.

This Erasure however, is encouraged.

Instructions unclear. Interdimensional portal now spewing out candy.

Unfortunately, it's all Tootsie Rolls.

Not that the NPS employees want that, but whoever's doing the directing here...

Am I cynical if I say it's bait? That they're baiting people to take it down again so they can point to that as an act of "rebellion" as a means to an end?

Perhaps the pickled peppers were already parceled into pecks, which Peter then picked for his own partaking?

Nope - I had the same thought and now have their "Top of the World" cover running through my head.