i love how every time i come to this doctor they tell me arrive 15 minutes early then don’t call me back until 15 minutes AFTER the appointment start time

i love my job my coworker just brought me cake at 10 o’clock in the morning

a very eventful week in the molly house! i
1. cried so hard i threw up twice
2. crocheted about 100 very small projects and
3. made possibly the worst cookies ever baked which is fascinating because i’ve made this recipe dozens of times

“taylor swift and travis kelce are engaged” the earth is hurtling toward a horrific and violent end. can we please focus on that instead.

can’t tell if i’m already going gray or if my hair is just growing in blonde for some unknown reason

things in the US are horrible are there any irish people looking for a fun and smart wife

i am once again asking people to use the THEY in my they/she pronouns or i’m gonna go back to just using they/them

i just parallel parked for the first time in 9 years

aging is terrible why have i developed four new allergies in the past year

hey gang if i just got charged almost $1000 for moving 6 or 7 pieces of furniture 5 miles across denver did i get scammed

i don’t trust anyone who hates mamma mia because why do you hate joy