*about to feed cat*
Stalker hidden in a closet: hey your roommate already fed him today he's just trying to get more from you

There’s something slightly unsettling about Gordon Ramsay bare knuckling rotten food and liquids of unknown origins.

“Who needs AI when you have autism?” @raventhechaotic.bsky.social

Trying to keep it together at work when a customer decides to ask me the dumbest question ever conceived:

The single best interaction I’ve had with my best friend and it’s them reacting to me thirsting over Erik from FD: Bloodlines

Gone are the days where hysteric women were treated with vibrators 😔

Me when I hear my special interest in public

How funny would it be to watch Death Note but instead of a notebook it’s a calendar. Like imagine having to fit a name and cause of death in a 2 inch box…

Waking up and realizing that all of my Marvel thirst traps died with TikTok

I’ve only just discovered that my mother was a theater kid and I fear that’s had a profound impact on my personality.