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Everyone told me how great of a job I did in training today and they actually enjoyed it. Makes me feel like I’m doing something right
August 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Everyone told me how great of a job I did in training today and they actually enjoyed it. Makes me feel like I’m doing something right
One of my coworkers commented on how much weight I lost this summer ( I know I lost some) but like damn was I that fat before??
August 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
One of my coworkers commented on how much weight I lost this summer ( I know I lost some) but like damn was I that fat before??
Within a few sips of a fountain Diet Coke I felt my hangover start to subside
August 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Within a few sips of a fountain Diet Coke I felt my hangover start to subside
My suitcase is underweight, I weighed myself and I’m the lowest I’ve been in years…… but I bought cream instead of solid deodorant. Can’t win them all.
July 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My suitcase is underweight, I weighed myself and I’m the lowest I’ve been in years…… but I bought cream instead of solid deodorant. Can’t win them all.
Packing for Alaska is a lot harder than packing for my usual trips.
July 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Packing for Alaska is a lot harder than packing for my usual trips.
Trisha Paytas named her son AQUAMAN
July 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Trisha Paytas named her son AQUAMAN
I just had another real life example as to why staying single is better off than being in a relationship. This shit isn’t for the weak.
July 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I just had another real life example as to why staying single is better off than being in a relationship. This shit isn’t for the weak.
Ordered a new Longchamp from
Nordstrom (no it was not apart of the *N* sale) on the 13th, it’s been delayed by usps and if it’s not here by Thursday I’ll cry
Nordstrom (no it was not apart of the *N* sale) on the 13th, it’s been delayed by usps and if it’s not here by Thursday I’ll cry
July 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Ordered a new Longchamp from
Nordstrom (no it was not apart of the *N* sale) on the 13th, it’s been delayed by usps and if it’s not here by Thursday I’ll cry
Nordstrom (no it was not apart of the *N* sale) on the 13th, it’s been delayed by usps and if it’s not here by Thursday I’ll cry
Watching the Amy Bradley documentary. I just realized the ship she disappeared from was the ship I went on to Alaska in high school
July 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Watching the Amy Bradley documentary. I just realized the ship she disappeared from was the ship I went on to Alaska in high school
Help me I can’t stop watching old Ina Garten cooking videos on tiktok
July 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Help me I can’t stop watching old Ina Garten cooking videos on tiktok
I will probably get hate for this but posting a Venmo for people to buy you a drink for your bachelorette party or birthday is incredibly tacky to me
July 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I will probably get hate for this but posting a Venmo for people to buy you a drink for your bachelorette party or birthday is incredibly tacky to me
Really trying to see if I can do carryon only for my Alaskan cruise- I haven’t checked a bag since before Covid, but this will be my longest trip since then
July 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Really trying to see if I can do carryon only for my Alaskan cruise- I haven’t checked a bag since before Covid, but this will be my longest trip since then
Me: I need to financially recover from my vacations this summer
Also me: ooo cheap flights Labor Day weekend…..
Also me: ooo cheap flights Labor Day weekend…..
July 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Me: I need to financially recover from my vacations this summer
Also me: ooo cheap flights Labor Day weekend…..
Also me: ooo cheap flights Labor Day weekend…..
Feeling sad and lonely, guess I’ll turn to online shopping.
July 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Feeling sad and lonely, guess I’ll turn to online shopping.
Going to get an oil change gives me so much anxiety
July 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Going to get an oil change gives me so much anxiety
Influencers are ridiculous. “I’ve gotten so many questions about where this is from here’s the link” *links a $300 pool float*
June 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Influencers are ridiculous. “I’ve gotten so many questions about where this is from here’s the link” *links a $300 pool float*
I will always support local, but $20 for a breakfast sandwhich and cold brew is ridiculous
June 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I will always support local, but $20 for a breakfast sandwhich and cold brew is ridiculous
A nice thin ribbed wine glass is 🧑🍳😘
June 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
A nice thin ribbed wine glass is 🧑🍳😘
I was in the DR for a wedding, the morning after one of the guys told me I looked amazing for being out all night drinking and I think that’s the best compliment I’ve ever been given
June 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I was in the DR for a wedding, the morning after one of the guys told me I looked amazing for being out all night drinking and I think that’s the best compliment I’ve ever been given
Just packed and now I’m second guessing my choices.
June 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Just packed and now I’m second guessing my choices.
I just finished my 9.5 year of teaching, it was probably my most challenging one yet. If I could say how it started and ended, no one would believe it but I made it and I’m so damn proud myself
June 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I just finished my 9.5 year of teaching, it was probably my most challenging one yet. If I could say how it started and ended, no one would believe it but I made it and I’m so damn proud myself
Last night of figuring out wtf to wear to work for the next couple of weeks 👏🏼
June 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Last night of figuring out wtf to wear to work for the next couple of weeks 👏🏼
Probably shouldn’t have waited until the week I leave to try on my bathing suits. Now I need to pay more for shipping to get it here on time 😩
June 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Probably shouldn’t have waited until the week I leave to try on my bathing suits. Now I need to pay more for shipping to get it here on time 😩
I had a funeral today, the bagpipes get me every damn time.
May 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I had a funeral today, the bagpipes get me every damn time.
I got a labubu as a gift and apparently the one I got is limited edition and therefore hard to get
May 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I got a labubu as a gift and apparently the one I got is limited edition and therefore hard to get