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Lyz
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Men Yell at Me. I write books.
Oh and a pic with all the stars
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Northern lights came to visit me in Iowa
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Baby’s first Times Square billboard
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
lmao no
October 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
For years, this man has profited of off writers and refused to listen when they said “Hey this platform and its changes aren’t working for us.” Now he’s throwing a tantrum when those writers leave. Because he thinks no other platform will love them as much as him.
October 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Me and the jewelry thief getting away with it
October 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Me talking about the Louvre heist
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
With a guest appearance by me www.nytimes.com/2025/10/20/s...
October 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Your grandparents in rural Iowa are mad.
October 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I found all those violent paid protesters in Pella, Iowa
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Marked safe from grifter.
September 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
In June, Utah Sen. Mike Lee made jokes about Melissa Hortmans assassination and had to delete his posts. Yesterday, he lauded “civil debate” and mourned Charlie Kirk’s death
September 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My newsletter is almost five (time for kindergarten!) and I’m doing a survey of my readers to help me get it to the next level. Please take the survey! As a thank you here are pics of my dogs bit.ly/4m2EdEO
September 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
What did you want from Carrie!? You wanted her, a historically bad friend, to hold hands and sing kumbaya at the end with Charlotte and Miranda? www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
August 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It’s always deeply funny to me when men, who sign themselves up for my political and feminist newsletter, unsubscribe in a huff because the the newsletter is too political and feminist
July 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Thank you! Here is a pic of Jolene as a treat!
July 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Exclusive pic of me in the shirt as a thank you for your sharing
July 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
He will not stop emailing me. I have never replied.
June 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This guy is still emailing me (I have not responded) and he helpfully sent me a screenshot of Matt Ygelsias’ writing so I guess I can learn lol
June 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
No matter how hard I work or write or how successful I am. Some random man will come along and reduce me and my work to nothing more than fuck all in the name of “correcting me.” This is a self described “good guy.
June 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Also AI literally cannot and will not write my newsletter, which is a great reason to subscribe lyz.substack.com/p/dings-and-...
June 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I just need you all to see the art in my hotel lobby
June 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I replied to the Daily Mail to thank them for their generosity in taking down the pic of my minor child
May 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM