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👜 NEIGHBOURHOOD SALE
Great deals on snacks. Bring your own clutches. Peach from Eighth to First.
Great deals on snacks. Bring your own clutches. Peach from Eighth to First.
December 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
👜 NEIGHBOURHOOD SALE
Great deals on snacks. Bring your own clutches. Peach from Eighth to First.
Great deals on snacks. Bring your own clutches. Peach from Eighth to First.
🍩 CAKE STALL
Raising funds for Women's Gathering of Home Economics Teachers. Thanks to all volunteers. Sixth & Palm.
Raising funds for Women's Gathering of Home Economics Teachers. Thanks to all volunteers. Sixth & Palm.
December 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
🍩 CAKE STALL
Raising funds for Women's Gathering of Home Economics Teachers. Thanks to all volunteers. Sixth & Palm.
Raising funds for Women's Gathering of Home Economics Teachers. Thanks to all volunteers. Sixth & Palm.
🌼 RECITAL
Hear JAZMIN DESTINY LOPEZ recite their latest: An auspices by a cyclone. Bring your own tubes. Second & Poppy.
Hear JAZMIN DESTINY LOPEZ recite their latest: An auspices by a cyclone. Bring your own tubes. Second & Poppy.
December 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
🌼 RECITAL
Hear JAZMIN DESTINY LOPEZ recite their latest: An auspices by a cyclone. Bring your own tubes. Second & Poppy.
Hear JAZMIN DESTINY LOPEZ recite their latest: An auspices by a cyclone. Bring your own tubes. Second & Poppy.
🏗 CONSTRUCTION
Crews replacing flooded pedestrian bridge on Highway 41. Detour on Clear Water Drive.
Crews replacing flooded pedestrian bridge on Highway 41. Detour on Clear Water Drive.
December 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
🏗 CONSTRUCTION
Crews replacing flooded pedestrian bridge on Highway 41. Detour on Clear Water Drive.
Crews replacing flooded pedestrian bridge on Highway 41. Detour on Clear Water Drive.
🧉 LEMONADE STAND
Nevaeh & Martin Romero. Freshly squeezed. Third & Peach.
Nevaeh & Martin Romero. Freshly squeezed. Third & Peach.
December 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
🧉 LEMONADE STAND
Nevaeh & Martin Romero. Freshly squeezed. Third & Peach.
Nevaeh & Martin Romero. Freshly squeezed. Third & Peach.
🚏 CONSTRUCTION
Crews rewilding portions of Highway 41. Detour on Palm.
Crews rewilding portions of Highway 41. Detour on Palm.
December 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
🚏 CONSTRUCTION
Crews rewilding portions of Highway 41. Detour on Palm.
Crews rewilding portions of Highway 41. Detour on Palm.
🚲 TRAINING DAY
New lanes open. Bring a meringue glacee for the road. Highway 41.
New lanes open. Bring a meringue glacee for the road. Highway 41.
December 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
🚲 TRAINING DAY
New lanes open. Bring a meringue glacee for the road. Highway 41.
New lanes open. Bring a meringue glacee for the road. Highway 41.
🌥 WEEKEND OUTLOOK
Freezing rain rain likely. POP: 40%
Freezing rain rain likely. POP: 40%
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
🌥 WEEKEND OUTLOOK
Freezing rain rain likely. POP: 40%
Freezing rain rain likely. POP: 40%
🚴♂️ TRAINING DAY
Join the Lytton Cycling Club. Hot consomme vermicelli at the finish line. Highway 41.
Join the Lytton Cycling Club. Hot consomme vermicelli at the finish line. Highway 41.
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
🚴♂️ TRAINING DAY
Join the Lytton Cycling Club. Hot consomme vermicelli at the finish line. Highway 41.
Join the Lytton Cycling Club. Hot consomme vermicelli at the finish line. Highway 41.
🔮 GARAGE SALE
Everything must go. Volunteers welcome. Second & River Road.
Everything must go. Volunteers welcome. Second & River Road.
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
🔮 GARAGE SALE
Everything must go. Volunteers welcome. Second & River Road.
Everything must go. Volunteers welcome. Second & River Road.
🧍♂️ PEDESTRIANS ONLY
Pedestrians only. Say hello to your neighbour. Highway 41.
Pedestrians only. Say hello to your neighbour. Highway 41.
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
🧍♂️ PEDESTRIANS ONLY
Pedestrians only. Say hello to your neighbour. Highway 41.
Pedestrians only. Say hello to your neighbour. Highway 41.
👩🦼 CLOSED TO MOTOR VEHICLES
Closed to car traffic for Mentalityfest. Enjoy the fresh air. Highway 41.
Closed to car traffic for Mentalityfest. Enjoy the fresh air. Highway 41.
December 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
👩🦼 CLOSED TO MOTOR VEHICLES
Closed to car traffic for Mentalityfest. Enjoy the fresh air. Highway 41.
Closed to car traffic for Mentalityfest. Enjoy the fresh air. Highway 41.
🚴♂️ TOUR DE LYTTON
New lanes open. Bring your friends.
New lanes open. Bring your friends.
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
🚴♂️ TOUR DE LYTTON
New lanes open. Bring your friends.
New lanes open. Bring your friends.
🏃♀️ CAR-FREE
Closed to car traffic for Earnestnessesfest. Enjoy the fresh air. Highway 41.
Closed to car traffic for Earnestnessesfest. Enjoy the fresh air. Highway 41.
December 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
🏃♀️ CAR-FREE
Closed to car traffic for Earnestnessesfest. Enjoy the fresh air. Highway 41.
Closed to car traffic for Earnestnessesfest. Enjoy the fresh air. Highway 41.
🚏 CONSTRUCTION
Crews repairing flooded walkway on Highway 41. Detour on River Road.
Crews repairing flooded walkway on Highway 41. Detour on River Road.
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
🚏 CONSTRUCTION
Crews repairing flooded walkway on Highway 41. Detour on River Road.
Crews repairing flooded walkway on Highway 41. Detour on River Road.
🖤 WITH OPEN ARMS
Daniela Vanessa Robertson leaves Lytton Rehab Center on outpatient basis. Your partners missed you.
Daniela Vanessa Robertson leaves Lytton Rehab Center on outpatient basis. Your partners missed you.
December 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
🖤 WITH OPEN ARMS
Daniela Vanessa Robertson leaves Lytton Rehab Center on outpatient basis. Your partners missed you.
Daniela Vanessa Robertson leaves Lytton Rehab Center on outpatient basis. Your partners missed you.
🚏 CONSTRUCTION
Crews replacing broken traffic-calming measures, Tenth from Oak to Poppy. Detour on Palm.
Crews replacing broken traffic-calming measures, Tenth from Oak to Poppy. Detour on Palm.
December 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
🚏 CONSTRUCTION
Crews replacing broken traffic-calming measures, Tenth from Oak to Poppy. Detour on Palm.
Crews replacing broken traffic-calming measures, Tenth from Oak to Poppy. Detour on Palm.
⛈ WEEKEND OUTLOOK
Unseasonal mostly cloudy and windy. POP: 0%
Unseasonal mostly cloudy and windy. POP: 0%
December 20, 2025 at 9:46 AM
⛈ WEEKEND OUTLOOK
Unseasonal mostly cloudy and windy. POP: 0%
Unseasonal mostly cloudy and windy. POP: 0%
🥛 BAKING CLUB
Sunday through Tuesday. Contact Kenneth (408-555-3970) Ninth & Peach.
Sunday through Tuesday. Contact Kenneth (408-555-3970) Ninth & Peach.
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
🥛 BAKING CLUB
Sunday through Tuesday. Contact Kenneth (408-555-3970) Ninth & Peach.
Sunday through Tuesday. Contact Kenneth (408-555-3970) Ninth & Peach.
👛 STREET SALE
Great deals on swimming shortses. Bring your own globes. Sixth between Fig & Rose.
Great deals on swimming shortses. Bring your own globes. Sixth between Fig & Rose.
December 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
👛 STREET SALE
Great deals on swimming shortses. Bring your own globes. Sixth between Fig & Rose.
Great deals on swimming shortses. Bring your own globes. Sixth between Fig & Rose.
🌼 ORATION
Hear Robert Cruz recite their latest: A SNAPSHOT BY AN EQUATION. Chaperones will be present. Clear Water Drive & Peach.
Hear Robert Cruz recite their latest: A SNAPSHOT BY AN EQUATION. Chaperones will be present. Clear Water Drive & Peach.
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
🌼 ORATION
Hear Robert Cruz recite their latest: A SNAPSHOT BY AN EQUATION. Chaperones will be present. Clear Water Drive & Peach.
Hear Robert Cruz recite their latest: A SNAPSHOT BY AN EQUATION. Chaperones will be present. Clear Water Drive & Peach.
🚏 CONSTRUCTION
Crews expanding pedestrian bridge on Highway 41. Avoid.
Crews expanding pedestrian bridge on Highway 41. Avoid.
December 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
🚏 CONSTRUCTION
Crews expanding pedestrian bridge on Highway 41. Avoid.
Crews expanding pedestrian bridge on Highway 41. Avoid.
😎 FRESH LEMONADE
Courtesy of Alex Webb. Refreshing. Parkway Drive & Lily.
Courtesy of Alex Webb. Refreshing. Parkway Drive & Lily.
December 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
😎 FRESH LEMONADE
Courtesy of Alex Webb. Refreshing. Parkway Drive & Lily.
Courtesy of Alex Webb. Refreshing. Parkway Drive & Lily.
🌡 FORECAST
Unseasonal light snow blowing snow fog/mist. Winds up to 25 mph.
Unseasonal light snow blowing snow fog/mist. Winds up to 25 mph.
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
🌡 FORECAST
Unseasonal light snow blowing snow fog/mist. Winds up to 25 mph.
Unseasonal light snow blowing snow fog/mist. Winds up to 25 mph.
🕊️ PERSON IN DISTRESS
Individual requesting time with childrens. Third between Peach & Lily blocked for prevention team intervention.
Individual requesting time with childrens. Third between Peach & Lily blocked for prevention team intervention.
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
🕊️ PERSON IN DISTRESS
Individual requesting time with childrens. Third between Peach & Lily blocked for prevention team intervention.
Individual requesting time with childrens. Third between Peach & Lily blocked for prevention team intervention.