Strega Lyss, I put the “omen” in women
@lyssvicious.bsky.social
Knitter, aunt, witch, socialist, gardener, dog mom, ANTIFA, pro choice, foodie.
Today is a tomato soup and grilled cheese kind of day
March 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Today is a tomato soup and grilled cheese kind of day
Well damn.
March 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Well damn.
Hey @mcuban.bsky.social have you considered buying a senator or two? The bad billionaire bought a whole president to get what he wanted done, pretty sure you could scoop up a few low rung R congressmen for chump change and stop the horrors.
February 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hey @mcuban.bsky.social have you considered buying a senator or two? The bad billionaire bought a whole president to get what he wanted done, pretty sure you could scoop up a few low rung R congressmen for chump change and stop the horrors.
Hey does anyone know if when Baz Luhrmann said
“And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young
Prices were reasonable, politicians were noble
And children respected their elders”
Did he mean like this? Asking for me and the rest of the elder millennials.
“And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young
Prices were reasonable, politicians were noble
And children respected their elders”
Did he mean like this? Asking for me and the rest of the elder millennials.
February 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hey does anyone know if when Baz Luhrmann said
“And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young
Prices were reasonable, politicians were noble
And children respected their elders”
Did he mean like this? Asking for me and the rest of the elder millennials.
“And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young
Prices were reasonable, politicians were noble
And children respected their elders”
Did he mean like this? Asking for me and the rest of the elder millennials.
Making a ✨substantial✨ change to the family pasta sauce recipe for dinner tonight. Please pray that Ermanegilda doesn’t rise from her grave to beat me with a wooden spoon.
February 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Making a ✨substantial✨ change to the family pasta sauce recipe for dinner tonight. Please pray that Ermanegilda doesn’t rise from her grave to beat me with a wooden spoon.
Now that Hostile Government Takeover is a song on Spotify and Apple Music it’s playing on repeat in my house.
February 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Now that Hostile Government Takeover is a song on Spotify and Apple Music it’s playing on repeat in my house.
Made a fig, walnut, and orange sourdough this today. First time doing inclusions. Pretty thrilled with how it came out. Half the loaf is already gone.
February 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Made a fig, walnut, and orange sourdough this today. First time doing inclusions. Pretty thrilled with how it came out. Half the loaf is already gone.
I’m spending the rest of today watching cooking shows under a blanket. Dinner will be fish en papillote with citrus and capers, roasted sweet potatoes, and a small salad.
February 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I’m spending the rest of today watching cooking shows under a blanket. Dinner will be fish en papillote with citrus and capers, roasted sweet potatoes, and a small salad.
When I left my job I ended up spending the next 2 and a half months catching up on everything that fell by the wayside while I had temporarily returned to work. I left mid November. My To Do list has finally dwindled back down to normal homestead things. Today I fed the birds mushy strawberries.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
When I left my job I ended up spending the next 2 and a half months catching up on everything that fell by the wayside while I had temporarily returned to work. I left mid November. My To Do list has finally dwindled back down to normal homestead things. Today I fed the birds mushy strawberries.
Birthday weekend continues with no plans for Sunday except a walnut and fig sourdough, and planning my garden layout.
February 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Birthday weekend continues with no plans for Sunday except a walnut and fig sourdough, and planning my garden layout.
“Being an adult is stupid” I grumble to myself as I remote start my car, put on a cozy hoody, grab my reusable bag and go to the grocery store for snacks.
February 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
“Being an adult is stupid” I grumble to myself as I remote start my car, put on a cozy hoody, grab my reusable bag and go to the grocery store for snacks.
Oh hey I earned myself a biopsy. While my thyroid has shrunk in the past year, that nodule is now bigger than the lobe it’s on. 🙃
Today is thyroid ultrasound day. Last year after about three years of fighting with doctors, one finally relented and sent me in for imaging. Turns out the fucker was enlarged and had a nodule. But of course, as a woman, I was told to try to loose weight (hello my thyroid is having a time??).
February 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Oh hey I earned myself a biopsy. While my thyroid has shrunk in the past year, that nodule is now bigger than the lobe it’s on. 🙃
So at this point I’m pretty sure Chuck Schumer is a robot? Like that parks and rec episode where the candidate just stares at the wall and says sound bites when April and Ben are in Washington DC???
Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
February 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
So at this point I’m pretty sure Chuck Schumer is a robot? Like that parks and rec episode where the candidate just stares at the wall and says sound bites when April and Ben are in Washington DC???
Got emailed by a republican congresswoman (who is technically my representative) that I did not vote for and sure as shit did not give my email to and told her she was a pissbaby that I hope gets the guillotine.
Just, you know, doing my part everywhere I can.
Just, you know, doing my part everywhere I can.
February 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Got emailed by a republican congresswoman (who is technically my representative) that I did not vote for and sure as shit did not give my email to and told her she was a pissbaby that I hope gets the guillotine.
Just, you know, doing my part everywhere I can.
Just, you know, doing my part everywhere I can.
Today is thyroid ultrasound day. Last year after about three years of fighting with doctors, one finally relented and sent me in for imaging. Turns out the fucker was enlarged and had a nodule. But of course, as a woman, I was told to try to loose weight (hello my thyroid is having a time??).
February 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Today is thyroid ultrasound day. Last year after about three years of fighting with doctors, one finally relented and sent me in for imaging. Turns out the fucker was enlarged and had a nodule. But of course, as a woman, I was told to try to loose weight (hello my thyroid is having a time??).
Bought some of these to place on cyber trucks.
February 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Bought some of these to place on cyber trucks.
How about you grow a pair and DO YOUR FUCKING JOB CHARLES??? Pussy ass democrats. Fucking coward.
When you’re in line at the supermarket next week and prices have gone up, you’ll know who to blame:
Donald Trump and his tariffs.
Donald Trump and his tariffs.
February 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
How about you grow a pair and DO YOUR FUCKING JOB CHARLES??? Pussy ass democrats. Fucking coward.
Is it time to dump something in a harbor yet? Asking for me.
January 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Is it time to dump something in a harbor yet? Asking for me.
Gulf of America? Someone ask this fucking jagoff if he knows about the Tappan Zee Bridge.
January 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Gulf of America? Someone ask this fucking jagoff if he knows about the Tappan Zee Bridge.
Dislocated my shoulder in my sleep so that is how today is going.
January 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Dislocated my shoulder in my sleep so that is how today is going.
Ordered a pack of parsnip seeds for the garden. Package says “minimum 800 seeds. Overpacked due to poor germination rate”. My friend in christ, I can’t eat 800 parsnips in a DECADE. You could have sent me like… 30 seeds and I’d have been thrilled.
January 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ordered a pack of parsnip seeds for the garden. Package says “minimum 800 seeds. Overpacked due to poor germination rate”. My friend in christ, I can’t eat 800 parsnips in a DECADE. You could have sent me like… 30 seeds and I’d have been thrilled.
Executive decision time. My February birthday will now be celebrated in July. This year we are doing animal encounters at the zoo. Followed by ice cream cones.
January 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Executive decision time. My February birthday will now be celebrated in July. This year we are doing animal encounters at the zoo. Followed by ice cream cones.
Today I have put away the stack of pantry groceries from the past month, tidied the laundry room (that my pantry lives in) cleaned up in the kitchen, made a fruit bowl for our birds, and now I will make a tiramisu and possibly a banana bread for the farmers market meeting tomorrow.
January 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Today I have put away the stack of pantry groceries from the past month, tidied the laundry room (that my pantry lives in) cleaned up in the kitchen, made a fruit bowl for our birds, and now I will make a tiramisu and possibly a banana bread for the farmers market meeting tomorrow.
Cold weather is the only time my generally aloof dog wants full blown snuggles. So I will welcome the -4° morning potty run in exchange for him nestled in my lap for the remainder of the morning.
January 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Cold weather is the only time my generally aloof dog wants full blown snuggles. So I will welcome the -4° morning potty run in exchange for him nestled in my lap for the remainder of the morning.