Lyssbobiss
@lyssbobiss.bsky.social
Gold star bisexual, Arbortion is healthcare, Trans rights are human rights, Black Lives Matter
So much of Diddy’s illegal behavior happened on Trump properties and if this weren’t the dystopian future I’ve always dreaded, we would investigate that. I don’t think it’s a coincidence.
May 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
So much of Diddy’s illegal behavior happened on Trump properties and if this weren’t the dystopian future I’ve always dreaded, we would investigate that. I don’t think it’s a coincidence.
Does anyone want to talk about how, if DOGE had not made so many cuts, more weather people could’ve been available to warn people about the coming KY tornadoes and saved lives or nah?
May 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Does anyone want to talk about how, if DOGE had not made so many cuts, more weather people could’ve been available to warn people about the coming KY tornadoes and saved lives or nah?
I have a job for Science: someone please get a team on seatbelts to make them go all the way back when you unbuckle them. No way do I live in a world where people can reattach whole heads and I’m still slamming my seatbelt in the door.
May 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I have a job for Science: someone please get a team on seatbelts to make them go all the way back when you unbuckle them. No way do I live in a world where people can reattach whole heads and I’m still slamming my seatbelt in the door.
Don’t drive shirtless. You look like everyone’s red neck cousin we all hope doesn’t show up.
April 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Don’t drive shirtless. You look like everyone’s red neck cousin we all hope doesn’t show up.
You’ve gotta have balls the size of a grapefruit and a brain the size of a walnut to think you’re gonna try to put my kid on some registry. His dad’s a prosecutor and I’m a HIPAA privacy expert. And we’re both more stubborn than he is. Let’s go.
April 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
You’ve gotta have balls the size of a grapefruit and a brain the size of a walnut to think you’re gonna try to put my kid on some registry. His dad’s a prosecutor and I’m a HIPAA privacy expert. And we’re both more stubborn than he is. Let’s go.
Extremely disappointed in my Alma mater @universityofky.bsky.social for their decisions on graduation celebrations. You didn’t have to cave to cruelty. Be better.
April 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Extremely disappointed in my Alma mater @universityofky.bsky.social for their decisions on graduation celebrations. You didn’t have to cave to cruelty. Be better.
Do you guys know where all the fellow autistics sign up for a refund on all the taxes we’ve already paid?
April 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Do you guys know where all the fellow autistics sign up for a refund on all the taxes we’ve already paid?
How fucking out of touch do you have to be to look around at the largest wealth disparity in recent memory and decide to go ahead and buy yourself a 10-minute vanity flight to space, and then have the AUDACITY to not even stay gone?
April 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
How fucking out of touch do you have to be to look around at the largest wealth disparity in recent memory and decide to go ahead and buy yourself a 10-minute vanity flight to space, and then have the AUDACITY to not even stay gone?
I don’t actually think Morgan Wallen, the drunk uncle of country music, was actually upset about anything at SNL. He just saw an opportunity to stir up drama and sell merch from his private plane, when he really probably ran offstage to poop.
April 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I don’t actually think Morgan Wallen, the drunk uncle of country music, was actually upset about anything at SNL. He just saw an opportunity to stir up drama and sell merch from his private plane, when he really probably ran offstage to poop.
You know, Musk won’t see your salty little comments about him, but I will. Keep up the great work, everyone.
March 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
You know, Musk won’t see your salty little comments about him, but I will. Keep up the great work, everyone.
Windows rolled down singing Glamorous by Fergie with my whole chest and both titties from inside my toyota Camry
March 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Windows rolled down singing Glamorous by Fergie with my whole chest and both titties from inside my toyota Camry
Famously referred to as a hot mess in an airport bathroom
March 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Famously referred to as a hot mess in an airport bathroom
@datelinenbc.bsky.social please check your ads - there was an anti-LGBTQ ad at the beginning of my ad this morning and I know that’s not the message you want to send!
February 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
@datelinenbc.bsky.social please check your ads - there was an anti-LGBTQ ad at the beginning of my ad this morning and I know that’s not the message you want to send!
We have entered the Mojo Dojo Casa House portion of Anerican History and I think fringe is tacky
January 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We have entered the Mojo Dojo Casa House portion of Anerican History and I think fringe is tacky
Will there be snacks for the revolution or nah? I get hangry.
January 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Will there be snacks for the revolution or nah? I get hangry.
Why is the number of Christmas songs in the genre “Horny at Santa” significantly higher than zero?
December 10, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Why is the number of Christmas songs in the genre “Horny at Santa” significantly higher than zero?
If the most interesting thing that happens in a game is in a 10-second post-credits scene, I think it’s time to head back to the writers’ room before pushing out a half-developed disappointment.
December 1, 2024 at 6:11 AM
If the most interesting thing that happens in a game is in a 10-second post-credits scene, I think it’s time to head back to the writers’ room before pushing out a half-developed disappointment.
Bisexuals in musical theatre are always portrayed as narcissists, selfish, and conniving, and I am gonna need Lin-Manuel to write me a redemption musical. I can’t even manipulate my own hair to do what I want; I’m definitely not out here flirting for power.
November 29, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Bisexuals in musical theatre are always portrayed as narcissists, selfish, and conniving, and I am gonna need Lin-Manuel to write me a redemption musical. I can’t even manipulate my own hair to do what I want; I’m definitely not out here flirting for power.
Currently holding space for Kurt Hummel’s take on Defying Gravity.
November 28, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Currently holding space for Kurt Hummel’s take on Defying Gravity.
It smells like poppers in here.
November 27, 2024 at 8:36 PM
It smells like poppers in here.
Reposted by Lyssbobiss
Can someone please make a Bluesky bot that periodically reminds us to hold space for the lyrics to Defying Gravity
November 25, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Can someone please make a Bluesky bot that periodically reminds us to hold space for the lyrics to Defying Gravity
Y’all out here driving so slowly it hurts my feelings
November 24, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Y’all out here driving so slowly it hurts my feelings
Shoutout to the person I’ve never seen before in my life who told me I’m “looking better.” What a baffling compliment.
November 22, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Shoutout to the person I’ve never seen before in my life who told me I’m “looking better.” What a baffling compliment.