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Fingers crossed I get back into drinking 2 tumblers of iced water/fizz a day, especially since my PD is this week and the last two were weird, no thanks to Peak Retail Hell Malnutrition.
January 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Fingers crossed I get back into drinking 2 tumblers of iced water/fizz a day, especially since my PD is this week and the last two were weird, no thanks to Peak Retail Hell Malnutrition.
Fart jokes are still funny.
I haven't Cry Laughed, where tears came down my face in *years*.
#lyssnkyleshow
#maritalbliss
#ipeedmyself
#moisturizeme
I haven't Cry Laughed, where tears came down my face in *years*.
#lyssnkyleshow
#maritalbliss
#ipeedmyself
#moisturizeme
December 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Fart jokes are still funny.
I haven't Cry Laughed, where tears came down my face in *years*.
#lyssnkyleshow
#maritalbliss
#ipeedmyself
#moisturizeme
I haven't Cry Laughed, where tears came down my face in *years*.
#lyssnkyleshow
#maritalbliss
#ipeedmyself
#moisturizeme
Corporate's corporating.
I've never felt it more than this year.
/14 Christmas retail vet
/manager on duty
I've never felt it more than this year.
/14 Christmas retail vet
/manager on duty
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Corporate's corporating.
I've never felt it more than this year.
/14 Christmas retail vet
/manager on duty
I've never felt it more than this year.
/14 Christmas retail vet
/manager on duty
I popped my pelvis just now for the first time in 3 weeks.
It was so deep that it shook the bed, and woke up Mr Man.
But Holy crap, do my pelvis and hips feel SO MUCH BETTER.
It was so deep that it shook the bed, and woke up Mr Man.
But Holy crap, do my pelvis and hips feel SO MUCH BETTER.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I popped my pelvis just now for the first time in 3 weeks.
It was so deep that it shook the bed, and woke up Mr Man.
But Holy crap, do my pelvis and hips feel SO MUCH BETTER.
It was so deep that it shook the bed, and woke up Mr Man.
But Holy crap, do my pelvis and hips feel SO MUCH BETTER.
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I like the part when I come home from an infuriating day at the salt mines, get into mt pjs and learn about how my eldest kid is BITING her nonconsensual little sister, after the household 3 strike rule.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I like the part when I come home from an infuriating day at the salt mines, get into mt pjs and learn about how my eldest kid is BITING her nonconsensual little sister, after the household 3 strike rule.
Incoming VERY girly TMI.
Sometimes u just can't scratch that itch in the Crack. No matter how much TP, vaseline, diaper rash cream, it's there. So u learn to maintain it. Tolerate it.
A month & a half later, while changing 🔴 products for bed, you get that hair strand. You pull, across everything.
Sometimes u just can't scratch that itch in the Crack. No matter how much TP, vaseline, diaper rash cream, it's there. So u learn to maintain it. Tolerate it.
A month & a half later, while changing 🔴 products for bed, you get that hair strand. You pull, across everything.
a black and white photo of a woman wearing a sweater and smiling .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman wearing a sweater and smiling .
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October 25, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Incoming VERY girly TMI.
Sometimes u just can't scratch that itch in the Crack. No matter how much TP, vaseline, diaper rash cream, it's there. So u learn to maintain it. Tolerate it.
A month & a half later, while changing 🔴 products for bed, you get that hair strand. You pull, across everything.
Sometimes u just can't scratch that itch in the Crack. No matter how much TP, vaseline, diaper rash cream, it's there. So u learn to maintain it. Tolerate it.
A month & a half later, while changing 🔴 products for bed, you get that hair strand. You pull, across everything.
Oooooh great.
My 9yr old is pubescent.
The hormones of defiance have begun.
My 9yr old is pubescent.
The hormones of defiance have begun.
October 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Oooooh great.
My 9yr old is pubescent.
The hormones of defiance have begun.
My 9yr old is pubescent.
The hormones of defiance have begun.
Dear children of mine.
I'm sorry for my anger today.
I just needed to poop. And to have you two finally in bed.
I'll do better tomorrow, the next day, or the day after. My due period will make sure of that.
I'm sorry for my anger today.
I just needed to poop. And to have you two finally in bed.
I'll do better tomorrow, the next day, or the day after. My due period will make sure of that.
September 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Dear children of mine.
I'm sorry for my anger today.
I just needed to poop. And to have you two finally in bed.
I'll do better tomorrow, the next day, or the day after. My due period will make sure of that.
I'm sorry for my anger today.
I just needed to poop. And to have you two finally in bed.
I'll do better tomorrow, the next day, or the day after. My due period will make sure of that.
Holy shit.
No seriously.
After a week of an alarmingly small amount of gas being passed since Saturday, and lots of gastric/ass pain since Sunday....
I did so many house chores today (Thursday) to force me to have at least 3 trips to the crapper.
No seriously.
After a week of an alarmingly small amount of gas being passed since Saturday, and lots of gastric/ass pain since Sunday....
I did so many house chores today (Thursday) to force me to have at least 3 trips to the crapper.
September 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Holy shit.
No seriously.
After a week of an alarmingly small amount of gas being passed since Saturday, and lots of gastric/ass pain since Sunday....
I did so many house chores today (Thursday) to force me to have at least 3 trips to the crapper.
No seriously.
After a week of an alarmingly small amount of gas being passed since Saturday, and lots of gastric/ass pain since Sunday....
I did so many house chores today (Thursday) to force me to have at least 3 trips to the crapper.
I'm so glad I finally had my breakdown catalyst..... in the comfort of my own home.
Today sucked. But it could have been far worse in the public.
Today sucked. But it could have been far worse in the public.
I was thisclose to have an emotional breakdown in the campgrounds to my husband on Wednesday.
September 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I'm so glad I finally had my breakdown catalyst..... in the comfort of my own home.
Today sucked. But it could have been far worse in the public.
Today sucked. But it could have been far worse in the public.
I haven't been this stoked for a movie since 2019.
How promising.
How promising.
Really really loved the new Naked Gun. An absolutely needed/necessary amount of pure stupid silliness for these dark times.
August 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I haven't been this stoked for a movie since 2019.
How promising.
How promising.
I was thisclose to have an emotional breakdown in the campgrounds to my husband on Wednesday.
August 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I was thisclose to have an emotional breakdown in the campgrounds to my husband on Wednesday.
Tfw you want to have a nekki nap away from the kids and your bubbling stomach has other ideas 🚽
July 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Tfw you want to have a nekki nap away from the kids and your bubbling stomach has other ideas 🚽
Sometimes the 4wk summertime wall hits you perfectly with all of that anxiety that it leaves you sleepless and ashamed.... resulting in needing NyQuil the following night, just to be able to function the next morning.
AKA my youngest it a *lot* on Wednesdays.
AKA my youngest it a *lot* on Wednesdays.
July 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Sometimes the 4wk summertime wall hits you perfectly with all of that anxiety that it leaves you sleepless and ashamed.... resulting in needing NyQuil the following night, just to be able to function the next morning.
AKA my youngest it a *lot* on Wednesdays.
AKA my youngest it a *lot* on Wednesdays.
I deleted all of my mobile games.
Ngl that's an anvil's weight off of my list of distractions.
#procrastination
Ngl that's an anvil's weight off of my list of distractions.
#procrastination
July 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I deleted all of my mobile games.
Ngl that's an anvil's weight off of my list of distractions.
#procrastination
Ngl that's an anvil's weight off of my list of distractions.
#procrastination
Floor pilates, and intermittent fasting, you say?
For the summertime duration, you say?
Fk it, why not, I say.
For the summertime duration, you say?
Fk it, why not, I say.
June 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Floor pilates, and intermittent fasting, you say?
For the summertime duration, you say?
Fk it, why not, I say.
For the summertime duration, you say?
Fk it, why not, I say.
I love my husband.
But once every 4-6 months, one just needs some hours of sleep without the heavy snoring.
#thiscouchiscomfortable
But once every 4-6 months, one just needs some hours of sleep without the heavy snoring.
#thiscouchiscomfortable
May 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I love my husband.
But once every 4-6 months, one just needs some hours of sleep without the heavy snoring.
#thiscouchiscomfortable
But once every 4-6 months, one just needs some hours of sleep without the heavy snoring.
#thiscouchiscomfortable
Ah.
So this is what Dance Mom Fatigue is.
So this is what Dance Mom Fatigue is.
May 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Ah.
So this is what Dance Mom Fatigue is.
So this is what Dance Mom Fatigue is.
True story.
I'm not kidding.
Yesterday I was at work. In the middle of wiping up abandoned dog poop on the sales floor, a man ask me out for coffee. DURING THE POOP CLEANUP.
I'm supremely flattered, and moreso amused, by this *very* interesting timing.
I'm not kidding.
Yesterday I was at work. In the middle of wiping up abandoned dog poop on the sales floor, a man ask me out for coffee. DURING THE POOP CLEANUP.
I'm supremely flattered, and moreso amused, by this *very* interesting timing.
February 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
True story.
I'm not kidding.
Yesterday I was at work. In the middle of wiping up abandoned dog poop on the sales floor, a man ask me out for coffee. DURING THE POOP CLEANUP.
I'm supremely flattered, and moreso amused, by this *very* interesting timing.
I'm not kidding.
Yesterday I was at work. In the middle of wiping up abandoned dog poop on the sales floor, a man ask me out for coffee. DURING THE POOP CLEANUP.
I'm supremely flattered, and moreso amused, by this *very* interesting timing.
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I really don't appreciate it when my large intestines are moving at an ominous speed, *only* when I'm one-third into my walk at the dog park.
January 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I really don't appreciate it when my large intestines are moving at an ominous speed, *only* when I'm one-third into my walk at the dog park.
I promise I'm not avoiding you this time.
It's just that.... your son and I are having an argument today, and the cheap shot went right into my heart and I can't control my silent tears while I furiously clean. In a different level of the house.
#in-laws
It's just that.... your son and I are having an argument today, and the cheap shot went right into my heart and I can't control my silent tears while I furiously clean. In a different level of the house.
#in-laws
January 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I promise I'm not avoiding you this time.
It's just that.... your son and I are having an argument today, and the cheap shot went right into my heart and I can't control my silent tears while I furiously clean. In a different level of the house.
#in-laws
It's just that.... your son and I are having an argument today, and the cheap shot went right into my heart and I can't control my silent tears while I furiously clean. In a different level of the house.
#in-laws
January 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM