Lys Guards the Gate
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Check out this dress I crocheted from a 1931 pattern! I used size 10 crochet thread and a 1.3mm hook! #crochet #crochetdress #fiberarts #crochetthread
October 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Check out this dress I crocheted from a 1931 pattern! I used size 10 crochet thread and a 1.3mm hook! #crochet #crochetdress #fiberarts #crochetthread
If all the evangelicals get sucked up in God’s soul vacuum and I get left down here without them, being wrong about the rapture will have been worth it. #rapture #evangelicals #revelations #byefelicia
September 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If all the evangelicals get sucked up in God’s soul vacuum and I get left down here without them, being wrong about the rapture will have been worth it. #rapture #evangelicals #revelations #byefelicia
Let's talk about how grooming is ruining the futures of both boys and girls. In this video, I get candid about my own experiences and draw parallels to the radicalization of boys á la Adolescence. youtu.be/zYZZDU-K6jI?...
27 year old boyfriend at 16! The fallout from GROOMING
YouTube video by Salvia Doll
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April 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Let's talk about how grooming is ruining the futures of both boys and girls. In this video, I get candid about my own experiences and draw parallels to the radicalization of boys á la Adolescence. youtu.be/zYZZDU-K6jI?...
My doll has decided to leave society and live as a wood nymph.
March 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
My doll has decided to leave society and live as a wood nymph.
I made a doll and then dressed her for Crochella. I Crack myself up 😆
March 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I made a doll and then dressed her for Crochella. I Crack myself up 😆
Please give my new YouTube video a watch. An unremarkable man has an existential crisis. youtu.be/z7K-gh0Q7Ww?...
The Unremarkable Man
YouTube video by Salvia Doll
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March 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Please give my new YouTube video a watch. An unremarkable man has an existential crisis. youtu.be/z7K-gh0Q7Ww?...
Please check out this video I made. It's based on a nightmare. youtu.be/xfcG683Nf7E?...
The Slip
YouTube video by Jaime V
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March 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Please check out this video I made. It's based on a nightmare. youtu.be/xfcG683Nf7E?...
Tell me why I, a middle-aged suburbanite with an advanced degree, currently studying computer programming, feel the sudden, overwhelming need to buy a one room cabin in a swamp and spin ethically sourced yarn. Is this it? Have I given up on modern society?
February 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Tell me why I, a middle-aged suburbanite with an advanced degree, currently studying computer programming, feel the sudden, overwhelming need to buy a one room cabin in a swamp and spin ethically sourced yarn. Is this it? Have I given up on modern society?
The tech bro geniuses at DOGE sent their "5 things" email to every single VA mailbox. That means THOUSANDS of contractors got an email meant only for employees. Can we please stop pretending they know what they're doing? If you can't even send a secure email, you don't belong in government systems.
February 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The tech bro geniuses at DOGE sent their "5 things" email to every single VA mailbox. That means THOUSANDS of contractors got an email meant only for employees. Can we please stop pretending they know what they're doing? If you can't even send a secure email, you don't belong in government systems.
As much as I want to fist-pump and scream FAFO at the Reds, I'm going to be very explicitly compassionate. Call me woke, but I don't want to hate with the same ferocity they have. #woke #compassion
February 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
As much as I want to fist-pump and scream FAFO at the Reds, I'm going to be very explicitly compassionate. Call me woke, but I don't want to hate with the same ferocity they have. #woke #compassion
I have a neighbor who flies a "fuck your feelings" Trump flag. I hate walking my dogs past his house because he's always out there trying to intimidate people. Yesterday I walked past and his neighbor directly across the street has put up a pride flag. There are still good ones out there.
February 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I have a neighbor who flies a "fuck your feelings" Trump flag. I hate walking my dogs past his house because he's always out there trying to intimidate people. Yesterday I walked past and his neighbor directly across the street has put up a pride flag. There are still good ones out there.
I got a message today from an ex, which while already gross, was made grosser by the red hat on his bigot head in his profile pic. I've had walks of shame less shameful than knowing I used to fuck a MAGAt. #exes
February 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I got a message today from an ex, which while already gross, was made grosser by the red hat on his bigot head in his profile pic. I've had walks of shame less shameful than knowing I used to fuck a MAGAt. #exes
You'd think it would get old telling my MAGAt ex-pals I don't hang out with bigots, watching them sputter about how they're not, and then telling them McKinley never even saw Alaska, and THEN watching them try to think of a way to defend the Dick l'Orange without looking racist. But no, it doesn't.
February 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You'd think it would get old telling my MAGAt ex-pals I don't hang out with bigots, watching them sputter about how they're not, and then telling them McKinley never even saw Alaska, and THEN watching them try to think of a way to defend the Dick l'Orange without looking racist. But no, it doesn't.
Jasmine Crockett is my new hero! 😍
February 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Jasmine Crockett is my new hero! 😍
Getting ready for national random acts of kindness day. We really need it this year.
February 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Getting ready for national random acts of kindness day. We really need it this year.
February 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The Florida department of health calls this a "trusted resource" for fathers. And yet, it tells them to emotionally manipulate their daughters. I guess we've dropped the not a theocracy pretense. #theocracy #florida #desantis
February 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The Florida department of health calls this a "trusted resource" for fathers. And yet, it tells them to emotionally manipulate their daughters. I guess we've dropped the not a theocracy pretense. #theocracy #florida #desantis
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"The Gulf of Empathy," (11 x 15) watercolor, mixed media, pen and ink on paper.
January 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"The Gulf of Empathy," (11 x 15) watercolor, mixed media, pen and ink on paper.
January 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I've spent 7 years agonizing over whether to go no contact with my mother because of her toxic behavior toward me, but feeling that I could never live with the guilt if she died. Luckily for me, she was willing to explode our relationship instead of apologizing when I caught her in a lie.
January 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I've spent 7 years agonizing over whether to go no contact with my mother because of her toxic behavior toward me, but feeling that I could never live with the guilt if she died. Luckily for me, she was willing to explode our relationship instead of apologizing when I caught her in a lie.
January 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Just thinking about the time my mail carrier, Nancy, walked my MBA diploma to the door so it wouldn't get bent in the mailbox and so she could tell me congratulations. #savethepostoffice
January 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Just thinking about the time my mail carrier, Nancy, walked my MBA diploma to the door so it wouldn't get bent in the mailbox and so she could tell me congratulations. #savethepostoffice
Reasons animals are just tiny dancers: 1. Cat paws look like tiny ballet slippers. 2. Dog tippy taps sound like tap shoes. 3. Flexible as heck.
January 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Reasons animals are just tiny dancers: 1. Cat paws look like tiny ballet slippers. 2. Dog tippy taps sound like tap shoes. 3. Flexible as heck.
