Herr Oligarch wants to see how much he can push and manipulate and challenge the system. He’s created a crisis and now gets to play big bad ogre, calling in the troops to stand against Americans. He wants to order martial law so he feels awesome and powerful. Anything to feel like he’s omnipotent .

Wish he’d walk right off the roof and fall into the former rose garden. He’s transformed it into his personal patio - the White House is being tarted up with faux gold. He’s trying to erase America’s past because he can’t handle the competition. He’s secreting other presidential portraits so he’s #1

Hey look over there…it’s a bird no obeying the speed limit. We gotta fix this issue or next thing you know they’ll be six birds speeding in the next 20 years, but ignore the grifting, the deliberate scams, the governance by big black sharpie, the danger to America’s democracy, health, prosperity.

It’s clear by the white Jesus floating ethereally in the clouds, looking down at a pristine world, that they are crackers. In their world, men rule over the house, women are incubators and children are bred to spread the word; it’s patriarchal b.s. meant to shackle the non-elect and quash free will.

Oh John, Amen.