Why do the cyberpunk dystopian techno oligarchs not simply ban parkour.

The down bad Olympics:

Song of Ice and Fire fans
Elder scrolls fans
Hollow Knight fans

Does anyone know why the elves in polar express are all like.... New york Jews?... Is there a reason for that or...

Every other dating profile wants a guy who "knows what he wants"

Man I just spent 25 minutes staring at a wall bc I couldn't decide what to get for lunch.

"The ox and lamb kept time"? Bro YOU are the drummer

When you ask someone their favourite books and you get the 4 mandatory highschool books and Harry Potter.

The ending of every "epic romance":

Man: Well yes, we could just leave and be together... but what if instead I went and did the stupidest thing imaginable and died?

Woman: I accept this completely.

Man: Good luck raising our unborn child alone 👍

Im reading The Shadow of the Wind

My impressions so far:
Beautiful prose ✓
Amazing story ✓
The horniest characters I've ever seen ✓

So far so good
#books

The scammer offering me 30,000$ deleted their account before i even had the chance to fuck with them a lil bit :(

How can inequality still exist when there were so many historical novel protagonists outspokenly against it?? Crazy.

To anyone interested, I just learned that the Gaelic word for whale is "Muc-mhara" which translates directly as "sea pig"... Beautiful language