LyraH
@lyrahelion.bsky.social
evaluator, crafter, bookworm, coral gardener
For one nanosecond I thought this was about crochet. Now I see there's a gap in the market
January 28, 2026 at 12:57 AM
For one nanosecond I thought this was about crochet. Now I see there's a gap in the market
watching with the sound off he has all the same tics and mannerisms as Trump.
January 26, 2026 at 11:25 AM
watching with the sound off he has all the same tics and mannerisms as Trump.
Snowing in Port Hills this morning. Hoping it will have worked its way past by next week. But yeah - a bit depressing here and horrific up north.
January 24, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Snowing in Port Hills this morning. Hoping it will have worked its way past by next week. But yeah - a bit depressing here and horrific up north.
She's ferrying, train to Blenheim, vineyards, train to CCH. We're doing CCH, Akaroa, Tekapo, Arrowtown. Then she's doing Wanaka and Routeburn before ferrying back. Think we're doing OK given available time
January 24, 2026 at 8:18 AM
She's ferrying, train to Blenheim, vineyards, train to CCH. We're doing CCH, Akaroa, Tekapo, Arrowtown. Then she's doing Wanaka and Routeburn before ferrying back. Think we're doing OK given available time
I'm awaiting a Belgian. Top South Island tips?
January 24, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I'm awaiting a Belgian. Top South Island tips?
If it's bangers and mash, that's gravy. Not jus.
January 23, 2026 at 10:06 AM
If it's bangers and mash, that's gravy. Not jus.
Well it's more honest.
January 23, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Well it's more honest.
technically his uncle who shall not be named actually saw active service in the Falklands war. Which just shows soldiering doesn't provide a good guide to character, I suppose.
January 23, 2026 at 9:04 AM
technically his uncle who shall not be named actually saw active service in the Falklands war. Which just shows soldiering doesn't provide a good guide to character, I suppose.
I'll be honest - to be insulted we'd have to actually give a shit what he says. We're way past that.
January 23, 2026 at 8:59 AM
I'll be honest - to be insulted we'd have to actually give a shit what he says. We're way past that.
Hello fellow nose-cat.
January 23, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Hello fellow nose-cat.
Russia's only coming if they can use Ukraine's money
January 23, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Russia's only coming if they can use Ukraine's money
When you say Trump's use, you mean the puppet master who has his hand up his arse, no? Four syllables way too many for T
January 22, 2026 at 7:03 AM
When you say Trump's use, you mean the puppet master who has his hand up his arse, no? Four syllables way too many for T
If it were a billion to invest in rebuilding Gaza as the people want and need then ok, but it's not. It's to make him and his richer and build theme park on people's homes
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
If it were a billion to invest in rebuilding Gaza as the people want and need then ok, but it's not. It's to make him and his richer and build theme park on people's homes
there are no people in Gaza, at least there won't be if this lot have their way.
January 22, 2026 at 4:17 AM
there are no people in Gaza, at least there won't be if this lot have their way.
I get funny looks when referring to Two-ton Ted from Teddington. However, can't stand Benny Hill.
January 22, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I get funny looks when referring to Two-ton Ted from Teddington. However, can't stand Benny Hill.
Maybe look outside the US at the places that got rid of dictators and see how they did it. You're hardly the first to have these problems. And prepare to man the barricades because that is surely coming.
January 22, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Maybe look outside the US at the places that got rid of dictators and see how they did it. You're hardly the first to have these problems. And prepare to man the barricades because that is surely coming.
He does not get the concept of Europe acting together does he? Collectively they can screw the US economy. Also Denmark has better bacon.
January 22, 2026 at 1:17 AM
He does not get the concept of Europe acting together does he? Collectively they can screw the US economy. Also Denmark has better bacon.
I've heimliched a cat. It worked well. (This was the version you use on babies, not the abdominal thrusts for a 140 kilo man obviously 😀)
January 22, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I've heimliched a cat. It worked well. (This was the version you use on babies, not the abdominal thrusts for a 140 kilo man obviously 😀)
Except he isn't. He thinks he is, but he's a puppet of the real dictators in the shadows. Problem is that he's getting impossible to control.
January 22, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Except he isn't. He thinks he is, but he's a puppet of the real dictators in the shadows. Problem is that he's getting impossible to control.
he didn't write that ("consummated" 😆), possibly has never seen it and will walk it back if his burger is cold at lunch. But small wins I guess.
January 22, 2026 at 12:25 AM
he didn't write that ("consummated" 😆), possibly has never seen it and will walk it back if his burger is cold at lunch. But small wins I guess.
not so secretly really
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 AM
not so secretly really
yep - private militia. Nothing secret about ICE or their methods. However much they mask up.
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 AM
yep - private militia. Nothing secret about ICE or their methods. However much they mask up.
if for legal fees but he has no legal fees then funds shouldn't pay out, right?
January 20, 2026 at 11:54 PM
if for legal fees but he has no legal fees then funds shouldn't pay out, right?
Reposted by LyraH
Our British Friends 🇬🇧
Right now billionaires are heading to Davos conference with Trump to talk about solutions to problems THEY created.
8 men own 50% of all wealth, yet they point the finger at immigrants and trans people.
Billionaires: YOU’RE the problem. Just SHUT UP AND PAY YOUR TAX
8 men own 50% of all wealth, yet they point the finger at immigrants and trans people.
Billionaires: YOU’RE the problem. Just SHUT UP AND PAY YOUR TAX
January 20, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Our British Friends 🇬🇧