The Duke
@lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social
On a cross-country "vacation." Some people call me The Duke.
All I wanted was the tea...
November 27, 2024 at 4:11 AM
All I wanted was the tea...
Were. I said if I *were* your accountant.
November 20, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Were. I said if I *were* your accountant.
If I were your accountant, Jack, I'd have to strongly advise you not to invest in a coffee shop. Restaurants are a bad investment. Most go under within the first year.
November 20, 2024 at 3:27 PM
If I were your accountant, Jack, I'd have to strongly advise you not to invest in a coffee shop. Restaurants are a bad investment. Most go under within the first year.
Fifty-nine cents.
November 20, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Fifty-nine cents.
Why aren't you very popular with the Chicago Police Department, Jack?
November 20, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Why aren't you very popular with the Chicago Police Department, Jack?
Fifty-nine cents.
November 20, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Fifty-nine cents.
At least you weren't forced to just have the tea.
November 20, 2024 at 2:54 PM
At least you weren't forced to just have the tea.
They are these types of potatoes that are sautéed but then they have this onion thing added to them, and they are really, really delicious. They work well with any, uh, chicken or pork dish.
I think it's something you'd really enjoy.
I think it's something you'd really enjoy.
November 20, 2024 at 2:22 PM
They are these types of potatoes that are sautéed but then they have this onion thing added to them, and they are really, really delicious. They work well with any, uh, chicken or pork dish.
I think it's something you'd really enjoy.
I think it's something you'd really enjoy.
I think it's something you'd really enjoy.
November 16, 2024 at 1:49 PM
I think it's something you'd really enjoy.
He seems like the type of guy who would handcuff someone to a toilet in a train bathroom.
November 16, 2024 at 4:21 AM
He seems like the type of guy who would handcuff someone to a toilet in a train bathroom.
He wouldn't have shot me through the glass.
November 16, 2024 at 4:21 AM
He wouldn't have shot me through the glass.
You ever had lyonnaise potatoes, Garth? They are these types of potatoes that are sautéed but then they have this onion thing added to them, and they are really, really delicious. They work well with any, uh, chicken or pork dish.
November 16, 2024 at 2:54 AM
You ever had lyonnaise potatoes, Garth? They are these types of potatoes that are sautéed but then they have this onion thing added to them, and they are really, really delicious. They work well with any, uh, chicken or pork dish.
Sexy. The only thing sexier would be lyonnaise potatoes, in my opinion. Have you ever tried lyonnaise potatoes?
November 16, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Sexy. The only thing sexier would be lyonnaise potatoes, in my opinion. Have you ever tried lyonnaise potatoes?
Why aren't you very popular with the Chicago Police Department, Jack?
November 16, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Why aren't you very popular with the Chicago Police Department, Jack?
I thought you did, Jack.
November 16, 2024 at 2:42 AM
I thought you did, Jack.
It's short for Red Wood, Jack.
November 16, 2024 at 2:40 AM
It's short for Red Wood, Jack.