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Cagliostro's Jolliest Soldier
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He-Him|Liker of Symphogear,Fire Emblem, Godzilla,Umineko,Honkai Star Rail, ZZZ, and other nerdy things|No minors
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Memes deployed
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the Hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fucking fingerprints off.

*in Red* They *will* not find me.
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Na na na na
Ready for my show
Okay
Tachimachi dokudanjou
Listen, listen

Na na na na
Ready for my show
Kabukeeeeeeee

Furikirou~

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
SHOWTIME
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
GLOCK 34 SHIVERED HIS TIMBERS
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
OPPS WANTED SOME INITIATIVE

BLEW UP THEIR ENTIRE QUADRANT

I'M MOVING LIKE OPPENHEIMER
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
THE WEED WILL HAVE YOU IN PURGATORY SCREAMING FOR ETERNITY

YOU WILL RELIVE EVERY KEY MISTAKE YOU'VE EVER MADE IN YOUR LIFE

OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Drop someone REDHEADED
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My demon possessed boyfailure
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The Winchester got me moving like an invasive species
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
*In Red* Fuck it, I ate the opp
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You are not immune to Cagliostro
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
*In Red*

WE SMOKING THAT SHIT THAT TURNED ERIKA INTO A COMPLETE FUCKIN' GOBLIN

WE SMOKING THAT ROKKENJIMA O-BLOCK GOLDSMITH KNOT

OPP TRIED TO DENY MY EXISTENCE, TURNED HIS ASS INTO A 7 COURSE MEAL FOR MY STAKE SISTER HOMIES

THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Random thought:

Imagine them bonding over their love of desu/death and being the goofiest of goobers
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Beautiful wimfe
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Oomfs
Do the thing
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
DISTURBING THE PEEEEEACE
LOOK INTO MY EEEEEYES
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A LOT of fun
November 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Having a lot of fun with the photo event (that should really be a permanent thing)
November 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 AM
First she sees a naked and flirty Jane, and now a naked Yidhari huh

Any heterosexuality this mouse had is getting obliterated in record time lmao
October 31, 2025 at 9:40 AM