New Premium Story up on my Patreon. Samuel Yellowstone wants to build a dinosaur park, and he wants it *now.* Maybe he should have been a little nicer to the city clerk who's helping him with his forms?

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The Jell-O in my fridge needs another hour before it's set, but I want Jell-O *now.* There has never been a more horrific tragedy in all of human history.

This week's post is up a little late, and I can only apologize. Personal life got in the way. But it's a good one! This week, we conclude Allan's tale in "If You Wanna Be My Lover, Part 2"

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It's 2:30am, I can't sleep, and I've got sad Cave Story music stuck in my head. In case you also want sad Cave Story music stuck in your head, here's the track:

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As always, a new short story for the $5 tier every Sunday. This week's story is "The Empathy Stone: A Little Off-Target."

Janelle hated that her co-worker Madeline kept on bullying her during shifts. Can her husband fix her problems with a magical empathy stone?

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If you cosplay as the fox from Zootopia, does that make you a Nick Furry?

They teach you all kinds of things in high school that you'll never use again, but nobody ever teaches you the most important thing you could possibly know: