Lynne.e.pooh
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Lynne.e.pooh
@lynneepooh.bsky.social
Queen potato 🥔
The Conservative Party in Canada engages in such psychotic partisan politics to the point they’re basically domestic terrorists. All they do is spread hate and fear ads and one stupid catchphrase about their “platform”. If this isn’t covered under terrorism or election laws it absolutely needs to be
March 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The United States of Russia can take their toddler dictator and fuck right off.
March 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Nothing warms up almost frostbitten fingers like giant dog kisses 😂
February 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Why is 2am on a weeknight when my brain wants to do another 5 year plan & budget!? It’s worse because I do know why but it still motivates/pisses me off every time
January 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It’s a new year and soon a new camping season 🥳
January 2, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Those days where you can just feel your light hit everyone you meet and it’s nothing but good vibes 😘👌🏽
November 13, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I love seasoning a cast iron pan because it’s an excuse to eat 2 packs of bacon 😋
October 20, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I just heard someone say that girls don’t lean to the side to fart when they’re sitting and I needed to publicly say - yes we do!
October 10, 2024 at 3:21 PM
The one delusional part of childhood we hold onto, is that nobody will know we’re there or that we’re shitting if we pause and don’t make a sound 😂
September 7, 2024 at 7:27 AM
I emptied the dog water into the toilet bowl and it splashed in my face… I should’ve stayed in bed 😂
August 10, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Whenever I’m feeling myself I say “stay humble” and slap myself down but right now I just wanna be a peacock 🥳😂
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August 7, 2024 at 8:45 PM
That joke was so bad I just got mean mugged by the communist cats 🤣
July 17, 2024 at 5:27 AM
I think my cats are communists… they just walk around and scream MAO at me 😂
July 17, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Yep, so I can’t watch Aussie suspense movies where people scream NAWR in terror. The accent totally throws off the mood 😅
July 17, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I am positive my dog just farted at me on purpose to get me to stop brushing his butt fur 😅
July 15, 2024 at 3:27 AM
I wanna see a cat bap a dragon on the nose in house of the dragon
July 11, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Nothing like always feeling like there’s a cat hair on your face 🙄
July 2, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I love eavesdropping on couples and hearing green flags ❤️
June 27, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Self righteous church people have the worst main character syndrome… I’m so sick of these fucking idiots.
June 19, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Wow… super aggressive door to door Christianity salesman really don’t like it when you say you’re agnostic! 😂
June 19, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Friendship is finding the people that laugh when you’re obnoxiously drunk and they’re not 😂🍻
June 9, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Every platform needs to know this giant good boi turned 2 today 🥳
June 3, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Getting rejected by an animal is worse than getting rejected by a person.
June 2, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Spring storms
May 27, 2024 at 3:18 PM
My Friday night is ordering Thai food, playing my new records while I decorate and spooning a giant dog during the thunderstorm. It’s gonna be perfect ❤️🥂
May 24, 2024 at 10:00 PM