Reasons why Carmen Sandiego is literally transition goals:

1. She's so pretty and elegant all the time
2. Based and goated (hits men)
3. Girlkisser/ bisexual Icon
4. My queen

I rest my case.

Ok I have been wondering this all this time. So according to my very limited understanding of the menstrual cycle, Estrogen peaking marks the start of the ovulation phase. So for us whose estrogen rises sharply everyday, does that mean our mental state is just perpetually ovulating? idkdontquoteme

I like to believe we’re just so filled with love and whimsy and not longing and emptiness

me when I’m so fucking cooked

I’m cautious because while they’re extremely environmentally taxing solutions looking for problems, there have been technology in the past like the laser that was described the same way.

BUT the current hype is so delusional this how imma be dressed when the investor moneys finally dies:

No! Become a 3 pin connector that you need to hold at a certain angle for the horrible static to go away.
We don’t need more conformity BECOME UNGOVERNABLE!!!!!

CARLOS DON'T GO TO RED BULL IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA. CARLOSSSSS

Me when I'm in a "make someone feel crippling alone" competition and my opponent is wholesome lesbian art