Don’t “ :( “ me. Apologize. Right now.

I'm sick of him. My favorite snacks are missing, there's crumbs left on the couch, and one of the pillows is burnt with hellfire! WTF! That stubborn bastard won't admit to any of it. I KNOW IT'S HIM!!

If you keep putting off your chores, I’m changing the password for the internet. Let’s see how busy streaming you’ll be then.

Too bad they can’t fix your insufferable personality…

It’s impressive how they make you look more palatable than you actually are

Additional 800 yuan will be added if you block me.

GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT

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