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I’m up to admiring your statement frames!
December 14, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I’m up to admiring your statement frames!
Make him a scarecrow
December 5, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Make him a scarecrow
I moved from the PacNW where brown striped squirrels are the norm to a mid Atlantic city solely populated with black squirrels. It’s still jarring.
December 5, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I moved from the PacNW where brown striped squirrels are the norm to a mid Atlantic city solely populated with black squirrels. It’s still jarring.
That’s where I’ve seen albino squirrels
December 5, 2024 at 3:20 PM
That’s where I’ve seen albino squirrels
I think he should be a scarecrow for other billionaires 💅
December 5, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I think he should be a scarecrow for other billionaires 💅
My friends are in the process of losing their home to UHC. I moved to a socialist country a few years ago with universal healthcare.
December 5, 2024 at 3:44 AM
My friends are in the process of losing their home to UHC. I moved to a socialist country a few years ago with universal healthcare.
I dunno. By no means am I celebrating his death but it should certainly be a warning to other gazillionaire CEOs. Guillotines can take many forms.
December 5, 2024 at 3:39 AM
I dunno. By no means am I celebrating his death but it should certainly be a warning to other gazillionaire CEOs. Guillotines can take many forms.
The four year old was the one to break the bad news to the eleven year old.
“The mommy’s are Santa”
“Nuh uh!”
“The mommy’s are Santa”
“Nuh uh!”
December 4, 2024 at 10:39 PM
The four year old was the one to break the bad news to the eleven year old.
“The mommy’s are Santa”
“Nuh uh!”
“The mommy’s are Santa”
“Nuh uh!”
Guillotines can take different forms
December 4, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Guillotines can take different forms
The least bit funny? At the least bit funny it’s one less person for the guillotine. At the most bit funny it’s karma in its most beautiful form.
December 4, 2024 at 6:26 PM
The least bit funny? At the least bit funny it’s one less person for the guillotine. At the most bit funny it’s karma in its most beautiful form.
Another grifting healthcare CEO? Yes please.
December 4, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Another grifting healthcare CEO? Yes please.
Money well spent
December 3, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Money well spent
I still want a three tray toaster oven with double doors. I would cook for heads of state every day with that.
December 3, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I still want a three tray toaster oven with double doors. I would cook for heads of state every day with that.
Don’t you pray to a made up god?
December 3, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Don’t you pray to a made up god?
Okay genocider
December 3, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Okay genocider
I was on a bus and some fetuses (youths) were squeeing about the other night at the club playing some “retro old school Duran Duran”. It was 1994.
December 3, 2024 at 7:11 PM
I was on a bus and some fetuses (youths) were squeeing about the other night at the club playing some “retro old school Duran Duran”. It was 1994.
You’re in denial
December 3, 2024 at 3:52 PM
You’re in denial
Anyway.
Muting you now because it turns out that you aren’t very good at this and you are in fact having a meltdown.
Muting you now because it turns out that you aren’t very good at this and you are in fact having a meltdown.
December 3, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Anyway.
Muting you now because it turns out that you aren’t very good at this and you are in fact having a meltdown.
Muting you now because it turns out that you aren’t very good at this and you are in fact having a meltdown.
I am talking to maga about it. Blue MAGA.
December 3, 2024 at 3:47 PM
I am talking to maga about it. Blue MAGA.