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lyndxe.bsky.social
lyndxe whatever
@lyndxe.bsky.social
forest nymph, plant scientist, and band merch/tour manager. tree hugger. ooey gooey geoduck. discogs junkie. math & word nerd. naturally damp with a dry sense of humor.

mostly memorable quotes from bands/people i tour with.
“come sit on riff daddy’s lap” #pearlsfrompike
October 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
“if i have to move your car to take my kid to school in the morning, you’ve stayed too long.” - brian #lessonsfromLucero
September 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“if i’m gonna draw boobs, i’m gonna draw the most perfect titties i can.” #pearlsfromPike
September 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“i’m about to mater myself in my master bunk” - ben
September 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM