Lyndon Marquis
@lyndonmarquis.bsky.social
Bold talk for a one-eyed fat man…
Autumn and such…
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Autumn and such…
11th anniversary of falling of this nonsense and (in the scheme of things) getting away with it. Here’s a thing I recorded for R4 about it: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
11th anniversary of falling of this nonsense and (in the scheme of things) getting away with it. Here’s a thing I recorded for R4 about it: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Damn it, I was so close to dating a smart, beautiful Ukrainian Wom an today…
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Damn it, I was so close to dating a smart, beautiful Ukrainian Wom an today…
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 9:52 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
Is this because a “tactical hoodie” isn’t really a thing and 10 pockets on one jacket is not a benefit, it’s a cost?
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Is this because a “tactical hoodie” isn’t really a thing and 10 pockets on one jacket is not a benefit, it’s a cost?
Post a perfect album from 1989.
October 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Post a perfect album from 1989.
Hello, codeine, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
And constipation softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my bowel
Makes me scowl
Within the sound of silence
I’ve come to talk with you again
And constipation softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my bowel
Makes me scowl
Within the sound of silence
October 29, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Hello, codeine, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
And constipation softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my bowel
Makes me scowl
Within the sound of silence
I’ve come to talk with you again
And constipation softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my bowel
Makes me scowl
Within the sound of silence
I don’t know if anyone is interested in seeing a puppy experience grass for the first time?
October 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I don’t know if anyone is interested in seeing a puppy experience grass for the first time?
There are now 3 working bulbs in the bathroom. There was a 4th bulb in the cupboard but either it's knackered or the wiring is.
October 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There are now 3 working bulbs in the bathroom. There was a 4th bulb in the cupboard but either it's knackered or the wiring is.
Autumn is falling…
October 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Autumn is falling…
Also, the Thai mint is *so* pretty; look at the purple edges to the leaves!
September 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Also, the Thai mint is *so* pretty; look at the purple edges to the leaves!
Enclosed patio with seating area, website vs real life. tbf, it is handy for the pub…
September 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Enclosed patio with seating area, website vs real life. tbf, it is handy for the pub…
And yet my train has been getting 1 minute later for approximately every minute that I’ve been at the station…
September 19, 2025 at 7:41 AM
And yet my train has been getting 1 minute later for approximately every minute that I’ve been at the station…
On Wednesdays We Wear Black
September 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
On Wednesdays We Wear Black
Without saying Tombstone, fav Val Kilmer Film?
September 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Without saying Tombstone, fav Val Kilmer Film?
To celebrate Harvey’s life, I made a dry martini and roast rib of beef with mashed potatoes, hispi cabbage, onion gravy and sorrel and lovage salsa verde. Rest well, tiny friend, I shall miss you very much.
September 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
To celebrate Harvey’s life, I made a dry martini and roast rib of beef with mashed potatoes, hispi cabbage, onion gravy and sorrel and lovage salsa verde. Rest well, tiny friend, I shall miss you very much.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains
September 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains
Though, now I’m thinking through the haze of a Gibson martini, who gets to decide who’s shootably posh? Is it you, Robespierre? IS IT YOU‽
September 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Though, now I’m thinking through the haze of a Gibson martini, who gets to decide who’s shootably posh? Is it you, Robespierre? IS IT YOU‽
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Absolutely this… www.girlonthenet.com/blog/no-sex-...
August 27, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Absolutely this… www.girlonthenet.com/blog/no-sex-...
Ah, I never really vibed with DS9 (frankly Babylon 5 ftw). I was definitely thinking of the alien dancing girl from the original show…
August 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ah, I never really vibed with DS9 (frankly Babylon 5 ftw). I was definitely thinking of the alien dancing girl from the original show…
Would a massive dragonfly help?
August 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Would a massive dragonfly help?