Lyme
lymepi.bsky.social
Lyme
@lymepi.bsky.social
agender trans person (they/she)
That weekend my partner and I adopted a big dog and they didn't bother us again. Remember kids: dogs prevent more crime than pigs do.
August 21, 2023 at 2:52 PM
Two weeks later those same two guys in the same car showed up and again tried to open our front door. This time they left a cheap generic church leaflet.
August 21, 2023 at 2:48 PM
the explanation the cops gave us? those two guys were church solicitors. obviously a story they had came up with on the spot that the cop was dumb enough to believe. after arguing with the cop on the phone for a few minutes he eventually dismissed me with "there's nothing to prove any ill intent".
August 21, 2023 at 2:46 PM
my partner called her dad who told her to call the police. We did, and they said they would send an officer out right away. Maybe 30 minutes later we got a call from the officer who had caught up with the would-be robbers a bit up the street trying the same shit at a different house.
August 21, 2023 at 2:44 PM
We watched from the windows as they walked the entire perimeter of the property and then tried to open our front and back doors which were thankfully locked. I kept a close eye on them while my partner wrote down their description and the license plate of the car
August 21, 2023 at 2:42 PM
a number of years ago I was living on the outskirts of a small town with my partner at the time. We weren't entirely isolated, but it was definitely rural. The two of us were home by ourselves when a car pulled into our driveway and two dudes with masks and blue latex gloves stepped out.
August 21, 2023 at 2:40 PM