Lymaree Allen
@lymaree.bsky.social
You'd think of all people, RFK Jr would understand brain chemical imbalance...
February 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You'd think of all people, RFK Jr would understand brain chemical imbalance...
He looks like RFK Jr's brain worm found a new home.
February 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
He looks like RFK Jr's brain worm found a new home.
Calling something "lawful" doesn't make it so.
February 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Calling something "lawful" doesn't make it so.
I'm thinking Canada ought to rename Lake Superior to "Lake Ontario Mark II"
February 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'm thinking Canada ought to rename Lake Superior to "Lake Ontario Mark II"
I think Canada ought to rename Lake Superior to "Lake Ontario the Sequel."
February 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I think Canada ought to rename Lake Superior to "Lake Ontario the Sequel."
I'd sign up for that. Universal healthcare, respect for human rights, higher happiness quotient, plus surfing. Calidenmark here we come!
February 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'd sign up for that. Universal healthcare, respect for human rights, higher happiness quotient, plus surfing. Calidenmark here we come!
I'm pretty sure the Mango Mussolini sees it as just another gentrification project.
February 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm pretty sure the Mango Mussolini sees it as just another gentrification project.
Keith, I'm becoming convinced that we're in the universe where we all die in a nuclear war, followed by multiple engineered plagues to take out nearly all humanity. In 100,000 years, the planet will be better off. Perhaps there's another universe where humanity grows up and gets sane.
February 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Keith, I'm becoming convinced that we're in the universe where we all die in a nuclear war, followed by multiple engineered plagues to take out nearly all humanity. In 100,000 years, the planet will be better off. Perhaps there's another universe where humanity grows up and gets sane.
Pretty shit wages for conquerors. Just sayin'
February 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Pretty shit wages for conquerors. Just sayin'
What those cadets displaced need to do is show up en masse for the "White People Faking Christianity" meetings, and then put on their own groups' agenda. Just take over the meetings. Talk about Engineering while Black. Or whatever.
February 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What those cadets displaced need to do is show up en masse for the "White People Faking Christianity" meetings, and then put on their own groups' agenda. Just take over the meetings. Talk about Engineering while Black. Or whatever.
Sounds like freedom *from* education to me.
February 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sounds like freedom *from* education to me.
How about the message is "STOP FUCKING CRIMING!!"
And get some law enforcement in there. Send in the three remaining FBI agents or something.
And get some law enforcement in there. Send in the three remaining FBI agents or something.
February 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
How about the message is "STOP FUCKING CRIMING!!"
And get some law enforcement in there. Send in the three remaining FBI agents or something.
And get some law enforcement in there. Send in the three remaining FBI agents or something.
By that time I'll be ready for the SMOD.
SMOD me, baby!
SMOD me, baby!
February 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
By that time I'll be ready for the SMOD.
SMOD me, baby!
SMOD me, baby!
My theory is a really full diaper.
January 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
My theory is a really full diaper.
That said, you should keep one credit card only for purchases from unknown businesses, so if the number gets ripped off, the rest of your life isn't disrupted.
January 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
That said, you should keep one credit card only for purchases from unknown businesses, so if the number gets ripped off, the rest of your life isn't disrupted.
A couple of big giant trips to Costco per year to stock up on paper & cleaning supplies. Maybe even meat. Take a big cooler, ice it down for the trip home (or put it in with frozen goods) and break it down and freeze once you get home.
January 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
A couple of big giant trips to Costco per year to stock up on paper & cleaning supplies. Maybe even meat. Take a big cooler, ice it down for the trip home (or put it in with frozen goods) and break it down and freeze once you get home.
Farmer's markets as others have said. Small-business online delivery places, you can get meat, vegs, etc. delivered. Misfits Market delivers otherwise wasted food (slightly blemished but perfectly good produce, etc). These businesses may not be local to you, but they are locally owned *somewhere*.
January 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Farmer's markets as others have said. Small-business online delivery places, you can get meat, vegs, etc. delivered. Misfits Market delivers otherwise wasted food (slightly blemished but perfectly good produce, etc). These businesses may not be local to you, but they are locally owned *somewhere*.
I can think of one particular candidate for a long-after birth abortion. Can you think of who? I know you can.
January 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I can think of one particular candidate for a long-after birth abortion. Can you think of who? I know you can.
First, become a billionaire.....I'll get back to you on the rest.
January 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
First, become a billionaire.....I'll get back to you on the rest.
These are kitten pictures of Stanleigh and Ollie (on the left), now young adults, and with us one week. Our last cat, Meri, passed at age 17, about 2 months ago, and we felt the need for the aliveness cats bring to the house. They're settling in well.
January 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
These are kitten pictures of Stanleigh and Ollie (on the left), now young adults, and with us one week. Our last cat, Meri, passed at age 17, about 2 months ago, and we felt the need for the aliveness cats bring to the house. They're settling in well.
Today my local shelter is the Pasadena Humane Society. I just donated.
January 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Today my local shelter is the Pasadena Humane Society. I just donated.
The judge should have sentenced TFFG to probation. Can you imagine? Him having to visit the parole officer monthly, and check before he can leave the jurisdiction? Every single time? Pee in a cup?
January 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The judge should have sentenced TFFG to probation. Can you imagine? Him having to visit the parole officer monthly, and check before he can leave the jurisdiction? Every single time? Pee in a cup?
We don't deserve Canada.
January 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
We don't deserve Canada.
I'm gonna suggest that the true Gulf of America is the one between his ears.
January 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm gonna suggest that the true Gulf of America is the one between his ears.
I thought the billionaire tech-bros wanted Greenland because they think it will become temperate and give them a place to live when the rest of us die of the heat. It's not Mars but the best they can do on Earth.
January 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I thought the billionaire tech-bros wanted Greenland because they think it will become temperate and give them a place to live when the rest of us die of the heat. It's not Mars but the best they can do on Earth.