Time traveler: I bet this Dorrito would kill a Victorian child!

Victorian child: *Smoking an asbestos cigarette and dipping the chip in mercury* It’s ok, I guess

Getting the severed procedure to seperate the art from the artist

Found that Religious Persecution By The Government you've spent decades looking for

Elon for some reason:

This weekend I’m going to try to find out if I’m connected to the moon.

Thomas after signing his wife away to Count Orlok

I don’t care that Biden pardoned Hunter. I’d honestly be surprised and disappointed if he didn’t. I’m far more upset that he pardoned the Kids for Cash judge, Michael Conahan

If the election were held today the CEO Assassin would be our next president