Julie, Your Cruise Director
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"How will this end?"
"In fire."
"In fire."
Or name them like pubs! "The Broken Washer" or "The Flood & Beetle".
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Or name them like pubs! "The Broken Washer" or "The Flood & Beetle".
Stephen Miller in a bunch of different wigs and the occasional miniskirt, walking into the oval office with tears in his eyes to tell Sir what a great job he's doing.
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Stephen Miller in a bunch of different wigs and the occasional miniskirt, walking into the oval office with tears in his eyes to tell Sir what a great job he's doing.
But like polyester will never ever shrink.
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
But like polyester will never ever shrink.
But mark my words, the 2080's will see our children's children all packed into McCondos.
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
But mark my words, the 2080's will see our children's children all packed into McCondos.
Giant signs like in the older Batman comics. REALLY BIG cowboy hats. REALLY BIG egg yolks.
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Giant signs like in the older Batman comics. REALLY BIG cowboy hats. REALLY BIG egg yolks.
Dune will always be a Christmas movie to me.
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Dune will always be a Christmas movie to me.
God forbid apartment buildings sell ad space or get sponsors. "Where do you live?" "Fleshlight Estates."
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
God forbid apartment buildings sell ad space or get sponsors. "Where do you live?" "Fleshlight Estates."
It's a work of twisted genius that sits nicely on the shelf next to Big Trouble In Little China. Should I ever meet John Lithgow I'll have to thank him.
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It's a work of twisted genius that sits nicely on the shelf next to Big Trouble In Little China. Should I ever meet John Lithgow I'll have to thank him.
Competence isn’t what Trump is looking for.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Competence isn’t what Trump is looking for.
Not deep fried?
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Not deep fried?
Hard no. Made it as far as "my harvest".
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hard no. Made it as far as "my harvest".
I wonder how many Larry the Cable Guy fans would get that.
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I wonder how many Larry the Cable Guy fans would get that.
Be glad you're not a mime.
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Be glad you're not a mime.
But they're pretty dialed in when it comes to sinking lower.
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 AM
But they're pretty dialed in when it comes to sinking lower.
I was one of my grandmother's pallbearers. I decided then and there that I'm only naming one pallbearer in my will and it's going to be someone I don't like very much because coffins are a lot heavier than they look.
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I was one of my grandmother's pallbearers. I decided then and there that I'm only naming one pallbearer in my will and it's going to be someone I don't like very much because coffins are a lot heavier than they look.
"loose chicken" occupies the same mental niche as "loose woman". As in "Gonzo likes chickens but he doesn't want anything to do with, you know, LOOSE chickens."
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"loose chicken" occupies the same mental niche as "loose woman". As in "Gonzo likes chickens but he doesn't want anything to do with, you know, LOOSE chickens."