Sadly retiring the rats ball pit on account of they won't stop shitting in it and I can't wash these puff balls o7 to an og toy, I'll never forget you 💔
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Sadly retiring the rats ball pit on account of they won't stop shitting in it and I can't wash these puff balls o7 to an og toy, I'll never forget you 💔
90% of the time I put water to boil I forget about it, come back to kitchen & it's already boiling like h*ck yeah free boiling water now I don't have to wait 30 minutes
October 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
90% of the time I put water to boil I forget about it, come back to kitchen & it's already boiling like h*ck yeah free boiling water now I don't have to wait 30 minutes
Wishing you a speedy recovery Dennis! 🫂 here's the two newest babies moss and ember to help cheer you up 🤍
September 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Wishing you a speedy recovery Dennis! 🫂 here's the two newest babies moss and ember to help cheer you up 🤍
My page has been dry, so have this compromising pic of my rat Patch
August 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My page has been dry, so have this compromising pic of my rat Patch
Made a joint workout playlist with @jikwid.bsky.social and the first song this mf put on it was Kokomo
August 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Made a joint workout playlist with @jikwid.bsky.social and the first song this mf put on it was Kokomo
This is the future? A tree died for this 🤨
July 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This is the future? A tree died for this 🤨
watched a fly decide to drop directly INTO my pot of boiling water today
July 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
watched a fly decide to drop directly INTO my pot of boiling water today
rat crash 🚗💥 bluesky gib me 1:1 aspect ratio >:(
July 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
rat crash 🚗💥 bluesky gib me 1:1 aspect ratio >:(
Date night painting with my girls :')
(Not pictured: patches chewing the spare canvases behind me lmao)
(Not pictured: patches chewing the spare canvases behind me lmao)
June 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Date night painting with my girls :')
(Not pictured: patches chewing the spare canvases behind me lmao)
(Not pictured: patches chewing the spare canvases behind me lmao)
Life update: newest rat Patch keeps pooping in their ball pit :)
June 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Life update: newest rat Patch keeps pooping in their ball pit :)
mother I command you release me
May 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
mother I command you release me
Both shampoo AND conditioner bottles fell on my foot in the shower, don't hmu today
April 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Both shampoo AND conditioner bottles fell on my foot in the shower, don't hmu today
When I find out which one of u bitchmade allergens is causing this its OVER for you 😤
April 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
When I find out which one of u bitchmade allergens is causing this its OVER for you 😤
Just bought tickets to my first standup comedy show
April 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Just bought tickets to my first standup comedy show
Funny rat moment
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Volume warning for my laugh 😭
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Volume warning for my laugh 😭
April 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Funny rat moment
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Volume warning for my laugh 😭
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Volume warning for my laugh 😭
Hi welcome to craft store, would you like blue? Or blue? Perhaps some blue? What about-
March 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hi welcome to craft store, would you like blue? Or blue? Perhaps some blue? What about-
Missing you more and more every day mama Peebs 💔
March 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Missing you more and more every day mama Peebs 💔
do not bother her while she is comfy 😡🥰
February 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
do not bother her while she is comfy 😡🥰
when u ask tacobell for 5 sauce packets and they give you 50
February 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
when u ask tacobell for 5 sauce packets and they give you 50
Accidentally took an extra antidepressant last night and now I feel like this
February 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Accidentally took an extra antidepressant last night and now I feel like this
Wait he might be cooking
February 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Wait he might be cooking
Blossom is helping me knit my sweater 🐀🤍 (or her interpretation of help) #ratsofbluesky
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Blossom is helping me knit my sweater 🐀🤍 (or her interpretation of help) #ratsofbluesky
Pebble got my favorite USB cable 😢 i hope it tastes as good as it transferred data #ratsofbluesky
January 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Pebble got my favorite USB cable 😢 i hope it tastes as good as it transferred data #ratsofbluesky