evil fucked up Lyde
@lyderemers.bsky.social
-sick of this reality
-emotionally unavailable
-poop brained
-emotionally unavailable
-poop brained
I started renting my first own apartment back in October and just moved in with the last load of my stuff. Feels good
January 8, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I started renting my first own apartment back in October and just moved in with the last load of my stuff. Feels good
At this point you gotta just throw the whole country away
January 8, 2026 at 12:31 AM
At this point you gotta just throw the whole country away
Prepare for the newest, hottest amalgamation of genres that everyone on TikTok is talking about:
True Crimedy
True Crimedy
January 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Prepare for the newest, hottest amalgamation of genres that everyone on TikTok is talking about:
True Crimedy
True Crimedy
What can smell but doesn't have a nose?
January 7, 2026 at 7:57 AM
What can smell but doesn't have a nose?
Aight, logging off to read some more Lovecraft
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Aight, logging off to read some more Lovecraft
Interensting: If two people with positive and negative blood types conceive a baby it can be dangerous for the child if the blood type differs from the mother. There is a shot that camouflages the fetus from the immunesystem so it won't be affected
January 5, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Interensting: If two people with positive and negative blood types conceive a baby it can be dangerous for the child if the blood type differs from the mother. There is a shot that camouflages the fetus from the immunesystem so it won't be affected
My real life and online life/experience are usually pretty separate and different. I don't really know anyone who consumes the same kind of stuff I do. So maybe you can imagine the whiplash I felt when I saw a Hawk Tuah bumper sticker the other day
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
My real life and online life/experience are usually pretty separate and different. I don't really know anyone who consumes the same kind of stuff I do. So maybe you can imagine the whiplash I felt when I saw a Hawk Tuah bumper sticker the other day
My taste of music is kind of all over the place but there are some artists that can never do me wrong. The new Bastille single just hits different right now👌
January 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
My taste of music is kind of all over the place but there are some artists that can never do me wrong. The new Bastille single just hits different right now👌
No wifi, no instruments, no plans. Can you tell that I have nothing better to do?
January 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
No wifi, no instruments, no plans. Can you tell that I have nothing better to do?
Gonna add more things to the bio when my journey of self discovery leads me to new places
January 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Gonna add more things to the bio when my journey of self discovery leads me to new places
Feeling a little lovely today
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Feeling a little lovely today
So we know how the five second rule or whatever is a myth, right? Because bacteria immediately stick to anything? But how fast do they travel? if I spit into the toilet and the saliva forms a string for a second, connecting my mouth with the toilet, do I get toilet bacteria in my mouth or am I good?
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
So we know how the five second rule or whatever is a myth, right? Because bacteria immediately stick to anything? But how fast do they travel? if I spit into the toilet and the saliva forms a string for a second, connecting my mouth with the toilet, do I get toilet bacteria in my mouth or am I good?
Today I learned that slugs are unsafe to eat because they could contain dangerous parasites. So if you ever want to consume slugs you should cook them first
January 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Today I learned that slugs are unsafe to eat because they could contain dangerous parasites. So if you ever want to consume slugs you should cook them first
I decided that I am going to learn to juggle this year
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I decided that I am going to learn to juggle this year
Reposted by evil fucked up Lyde
Born too late to participate in a war for oil
Born too young to participate in a war for oil
Born just right to participate in a war for oil.
Born too young to participate in a war for oil
Born just right to participate in a war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Born too late to participate in a war for oil
Born too young to participate in a war for oil
Born just right to participate in a war for oil.
Born too young to participate in a war for oil
Born just right to participate in a war for oil.
I will let the nuclear winter entomb me
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I will let the nuclear winter entomb me
wtf is a situation room? What is it for? What even is in there? A toilet? Torture devices?
January 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
wtf is a situation room? What is it for? What even is in there? A toilet? Torture devices?
Looked through my camera reel for family photos and only found three. Either I am living in the moment with no phone in sight or I am fucking lonely.
December 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Looked through my camera reel for family photos and only found three. Either I am living in the moment with no phone in sight or I am fucking lonely.
How many newborns do I have to sacrifice to get some engagement around here?
December 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
How many newborns do I have to sacrifice to get some engagement around here?
Why did they put sand in sandwich? Kind of misleading imo
December 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Why did they put sand in sandwich? Kind of misleading imo
Such a busy day
December 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Such a busy day
Alright, this day kind of sucked, I will lie down and sleep it away. Let's hope the next one is better
December 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Alright, this day kind of sucked, I will lie down and sleep it away. Let's hope the next one is better
Someone gifted me a twenty year old copy of Lord of the Rings. Pretty pumped to read it actually, but should I be concerned about possible infestation?
#booksky
#booksky
December 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Someone gifted me a twenty year old copy of Lord of the Rings. Pretty pumped to read it actually, but should I be concerned about possible infestation?
#booksky
#booksky