The urge to show off at Christmas weighed against the understanding that every year thereafter, I will be expected to repeat that amount of effort.
#Baking #ChristmasTreats #ImSoTired

Finals week. Family flying in on Friday. Nine days until Christmas. Balls to the wall boys! #christmas #finals #ImSoTiredAlready

(3/3) Ive gone to funerals where people around me openly mocked the grief of the family. I had to bury my mother surrounded by people who I didn’t like and who I would never have grieved in front of by choice. Fuck funerals and the societal expectations that come with them. #funerals #okboomer

(2/3) I went to a funeral where the brother of the diseased was famous and asshole people showed up to the funeral, looking for autographs. People on the internet openly bragged about attending Celine Dion’s husband‘s funeral so they could meet her. #funerals #okboomer #PeopleBehavingBadly

(1/3) I saw a video where a boomer was complaining about how there aren’t any real funerals anymore.
My take is that funerals bring out the worst in people.
Ive been to funerals where the minister preached hellfire and damnation for an hour while the family watched in horror.

A free Saturday? In December? Seems sus. #holidayseason #imProbablyForgettingSomething

The blessing of living in a family of neurodivergents is that they understand the emergency that is, “My clothes are uncomfortable.”

#adhd #autism #neurodivergent

To the girl at Galaxy‘s edge in Disneyland on Wednesday night whose boyfriend was harassing her- you deserve better. Good men won’t treat you like that and you should drop him like a stale churro. -The mom sitting across from you who wishes she’d had the courage to speak up about it. #disneyland

Why does being an adult mean that the excitement of going on vacation has to be balanced by the anxiety of leaving home? #vacations #anxiety #itllBeOK

Was struggling to lift a heavy box when my 13 y.o. Son reached past me and picks it up with one hand. Geez kid! #sampson #havingSonsIsSoAwesome

Im going to Disney for 3 days and my suitcase looks like I’m planning on clothing every catwalk during fashion week.
#disneyland #IfeelBonita #disneybounding

Sleep, sex, and online gaming.
You only get to pick two.
#ffxi #whoneedssleep

Me: *Eating pesto, that I’m mildly allergic to.*
DS17 comes in: is that pesto? Are you eating pesto?! (Turns to DS13) You’re letting her eat pesto?!
DS13: She didnt tell me it was pesto! (To me) You know pesto makes you sick!
Me: *Eats faster.*

The dog was being a total belly rub whore and my husband asked where she learned such behavior. Dog immediately turns and looks at me.

Husband was worried about me because I was quiet and scowling All day. When he asked, I had to confess that I was struggling with the timeline on the fanfic I’d been writing in my head.