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Public order notice: you can keep perfectly acceptable tea with fizzy water

Obviously, you need to boil it first.
January 16, 2026 at 11:45 PM
You forgot 'infrequent '
January 16, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Foxtons are going to shit
January 16, 2026 at 11:39 PM
January 16, 2026 at 11:32 PM
It's evolution in reverse
January 16, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Ring sting zing
January 12, 2026 at 12:56 PM
"Some" working hard there
January 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Please form an orderly queue as the gentleman switches on his phone, slowly looks to open the app and finally hits the scanner on the fifth attempt
January 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I bought lycra once. Never again
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Mark Ramprakash once told me to Fuck off
December 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Angryrail
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Can you do Upper Dicker?
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I watched it the 6th time by mistake
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It's just like strawberry jam
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Untrue actually. The results show that it's a totally normal brain.

But much smaller
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Those who passed their test in 1987 have been proven to be the best drivers.
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"Colour me pink"
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Cycle helmets are a great idea right up to the moment you actually need one
November 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Merley

Bike looks quick: She's never late, she's Merley
October 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
100% rather than taking the software that, say Denamrk use, we will go for "world beating", best in class UK software that will cost billions and still won't work
October 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM