Tried to make deviled eggs.

I need to get a masher because it wasn't smooth enough.

At least my wife says it tastes good, so a win is a win.

Going to make some kimchi later today for her to take to work.

Sometimes I regret that I never drank, took drugs or smoked.

If I started drinking I'd become an alcoholic like my dad tho and if I took drugs I'd become an addict for sure because anything that would take the pain away would become my god.

But I won't.
I made it this far, what's one more day?

"Aww mommy didn't love you?
Daddy didn't love you?"

Bro, nah. I just wish they would've given me up for adoption instead.
Or just not had me at all. They were unhinged.

I'm doing this mostly for me.
It makes things slightly less bad.
Things look dark but my food looks funny.
Just gotta keep dragging myself forward and dontcrydontcrydontcrydontcry

They're having a meeting.

I thought it'd be cute to make bell pepper jack o lanterns. It was okay.
Not the favorite among my culinary abominations for sure tho.