He's lived nine years, and nine is almost ten! Somebody's got to make sure this old guy gets his anniversary

Well, I also don't get along very well with cis men, because as a rule, I have too different views and approaches to life with them, and the vast majority of cis men are simply not attractive to me⚰️

REAL!! Lately, I've just started to think that it's easier for me to consider myself a lesbian than a bisexual, because cis men to whom I might feel attracted usually don't feel attracted to me, and men who don't look like women usually don't like me.

FR!! My future therapy sessions will look something like this: me crying for 2 hours about my exes, the past, and how I'm afraid of relationships after my last ex⚰️

Context:

Twitter is such a controversial place. Whenever a friend of mine who is on twitter tells me what people write on there, I risk turning gray in my twenties💀

I think he looks like a tangerine. What do we do with tangerines? That's right, we eat them. So—🍽️

I use helluva boss as my personal way of self-punishment for all my youthful mistakes⚰️ /hj
(i sound like I'm not 20, I sound like I'm 200)

If it weren't for the word limit I'd be giving the most stuffy lecture about how I don't like everything.

Viviziepop introduced the central wlw couple, oh forgot that it only prescribes women at gunpoint⚰️
I don't have much to say about hh, Vivien was wrong about a lot of things. But what's going on at helluva boss right now... I want to bang my head on the floor, convulse and cry hysterically in agony⚰️

I confirm this is true because I don't have bangs at all.
(and I hope your bangs look at least pretty good and that you don't have to worry about them looking bad, and I hope you're feeling better now⚰️)

Thanks for the congratulations!!!💚