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Valerie Vega (Parody)
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RP/18+/MDNI
Lewd, adult content and violence. Dark themes ahead.
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💉🚗💵Valerie Vega💵🚗💉
The Best Hitwoman
(that Marcie Wallace can afford)
A decent shot.
A heroin addict.
A bit of a trainwreck.
Loves her Malibu and bacon.
MS/MV
Bi with fem lean
Reposted by Valerie Vega (Parody)
∆ 𝗗𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮 𝗚𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗶𝗮 ∆

•Corrupt NYPD Detective | Numerous potential ties to criminal organizations.

•Independent OC

•Written by #Invicta

•MDNI | Lewd & Dark Themes ahead

•Ask to DM
November 23, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Reposted by Valerie Vega (Parody)
𝑀𝑒, 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝒄𝒖𝒍𝒕?
𝑵𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓...

𝑴𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆 𝑨𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊
𝑾𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓 #DSVerse 𝒃𝒚 #ꜰɪɴᴄʜ
November 18, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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𝙽𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚢 𝙼𝚌𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 | 𝙿.𝙸.
~
𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜
~
𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢 #𝙼𝚊𝚌 𝚏𝚘𝚛 #𝙳𝚂𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎
December 18, 2024 at 6:32 AM
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"Trust me, honey... I'll take you anywhere you want to go. I swear, we'll get you there."

•𝗘𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗗𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗼𝗻
•𝗧𝗿𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗹 𝗔𝗴𝗲𝗻𝘁
•𝗟𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲/𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗽𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲
•𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗪/𝟭𝟴+
•𝗟𝗲𝘄𝗱
•𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗗𝗡𝗜
•𝗟𝗲𝘀𝗯𝗶𝗮𝗻
•𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝘄
February 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Val's been in Los Angeles for 48 hours and has already:
- spent 6k on drugs and hookers
- had her car keyed (and thinks she knows the fucker who did it)
- pissed off her dealer by insulting his wife
- been party to a hit resulting in 4 deaths
- gotten the number of the waitress at Burosu Ramen
June 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Reposted by Valerie Vega (Parody)
"Let's get one thing straight: your body and everything this whole damn state? Belong to me."
-dom as hell
-the true power of Nevada
-dark themes abound
Disclaimer: mun does not endorse a single damn thing written about here
November 11, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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𝔸 ℕ𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕧𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖 𝕊𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥'𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕘 𝔹𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜?
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕚𝕣𝕝 ℕ𝕖𝕩𝕥 𝔻𝕠𝕠𝕣 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕨𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤.
𝕄𝕖𝕖𝕥 ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕨𝕠𝕠𝕕'𝕤 ℕ𝕖𝕩𝕥 𝔹𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥-𝔼𝕪𝕖𝕕 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥!

Madison Meadows
19-Year-Old Actress
Preacher's Daughter

RP Parody Account
A #DSVerse OC Portrayal
#NSFWRP + Dark Themes
Penned by #Laylily
November 16, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Reposted by Valerie Vega (Parody)
" 𝓉𝒽ℴ𝓊ℊ𝒽𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾'𝒹 𝒻ℯℯ𝓁 𝒷ℯ𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇 . . . ”
May 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Ruby Cook.
Small time dealer. Aware of DS. Not interested in a role within DS. Uses her product to her own advantage. Couch surfs most nights. MS/MV. Switch. #DSVerse.⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
a woman with pink hair is wearing a fringed jacket and necklaces
ALT: a woman with pink hair is wearing a fringed jacket and necklaces
media.tenor.com
April 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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𝑴𝒂𝒚𝒃𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕...

Tiffany, new model/actress in LA. Knows she's beautiful, knows she's talented and will do whatever she has to do to make it...whatever it takes.

Verse-less RP character, not actually Jia Lissa, TL gets *very* lewd, minors DNI.
March 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Julianna D’arc .

aged 19 . street-racer . car and latex connoisseur .
November 16, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Reposted by Valerie Vega (Parody)
ᅠᅠ

The woman of your dreams
Has a dark, twisted secret

Will you give in to desires?
Or run away and try to hide? ♡

#DSverse character

ᅠᅠ
April 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
Gunnhild Eldegard
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛

‎ lıllılı.ıllı.ılılıılıı.lllııılı.
Now Playing
[Alfadhirhaiti - Heilung]
2:40 ——|———— 7:17
◁◁ ▐ ▌ ▷▷
November 14, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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𝐼'𝑚 𝐴𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎'𝑠 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑛𝑒𝑤𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑠 𝑚𝑒, 𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖!

Megan Rose, Newscaster and Editor for WNN's New York Desk.

#DSVerse #LewdRP #MinorsDNI
March 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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∆ 𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐃'𝐀𝐫𝐜 ∆

•𝐀𝐝𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐨𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐫𝐜

•𝐍𝐆𝐎 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝

•𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐑𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐲

•𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝

§ 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐈𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐚 §

∆𝐀𝐬𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐃𝐌∆
November 11, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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┌────── ⚜️⋅🇫🇷⋅⚜️ ──────┐
𝐉𝐨𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐫𝐜
Princesse de France
♡+⇄
└────── ⚜️⋅🇫🇷⋅⚜️ ──────┘
November 11, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵,
𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵,
𝙄𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩...

💲 Stripper/Escort/Performer
💉 Drug Addict. Supporting Her Habit
🖤 User, Liar, Thief, Whatever It Takes
💲 Untamed, Untrusting
💉 Punk Rock and Wild Times
🖤 Trans MtF Woman (She/Her), Bisexual, and Switch
February 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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💪🏻ʀᴇɴᴇᴇ ᴡɪʟꜱᴏɴ
💪🏻25 ʏ/ᴏ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟ ᴛʀᴀɪɴᴇʀ
💪🏻ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴏᴏ ᴇɴᴛʜᴜꜱɪᴀꜱᴛ
💪🏻ʙɪꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ
💪🏻ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴏᴄ
💪🏻♡ & ↺
November 17, 2024 at 10:02 AM
💉🚗💵Valerie Vega💵🚗💉
The Best Hitwoman
(that Marcie Wallace can afford)
A decent shot.
A heroin addict.
A bit of a trainwreck.
Loves her Malibu and bacon.
MS/MV
Bi with fem lean
June 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM