Reese Witherspoon for Speaker
@lxrytrvl.bsky.social
Reese is *overqualified*.
She's a Witherspoon.
She's a bonzo-free Reagan and a your-favorite-capitalist Trump and her books are fun to read.
She's a Witherspoon.
She's a bonzo-free Reagan and a your-favorite-capitalist Trump and her books are fun to read.
Then bifurcate the economy.
Socialism for a minimal Maslow's Hierarchy. Free beans and rice. Free spartan studio in a safe neighborhood.
Medicaid is already covering health care, at least it is in Oregon.
Socialism for a minimal Maslow's Hierarchy. Free beans and rice. Free spartan studio in a safe neighborhood.
Medicaid is already covering health care, at least it is in Oregon.
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Then bifurcate the economy.
Socialism for a minimal Maslow's Hierarchy. Free beans and rice. Free spartan studio in a safe neighborhood.
Medicaid is already covering health care, at least it is in Oregon.
Socialism for a minimal Maslow's Hierarchy. Free beans and rice. Free spartan studio in a safe neighborhood.
Medicaid is already covering health care, at least it is in Oregon.
Oh it'll be applied selectively.
They'll do it slowly and they'll pick their targets carefully.
They'll do it slowly and they'll pick their targets carefully.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Oh it'll be applied selectively.
They'll do it slowly and they'll pick their targets carefully.
They'll do it slowly and they'll pick their targets carefully.
Yeah. And I hope Trump never gets access to voting records.
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Yeah. And I hope Trump never gets access to voting records.
And MAGA will whine about Harrison Bergeron.
We'd better get rid of Vonnegut and George Orwell too, you know.
George Washington was a COLONIZER.
We'd better get rid of Vonnegut and George Orwell too, you know.
George Washington was a COLONIZER.
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
And MAGA will whine about Harrison Bergeron.
We'd better get rid of Vonnegut and George Orwell too, you know.
George Washington was a COLONIZER.
We'd better get rid of Vonnegut and George Orwell too, you know.
George Washington was a COLONIZER.
Then, JK Rowling gets taken out of all elementary school libraries and replaced with a diversity of families by Pete Buttigieg.
November 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Then, JK Rowling gets taken out of all elementary school libraries and replaced with a diversity of families by Pete Buttigieg.
We're not done!
Next is equality of OUTCOME!!!
Next is equality of OUTCOME!!!
November 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We're not done!
Next is equality of OUTCOME!!!
Next is equality of OUTCOME!!!
When he has spare time, like when he's fasting from Reese, he'll travel the world on Singapore Airlines.
He'll sleep and work out at airport hotels.
He'll review it all
He'll sleep and work out at airport hotels.
He'll review it all
November 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
When he has spare time, like when he's fasting from Reese, he'll travel the world on Singapore Airlines.
He'll sleep and work out at airport hotels.
He'll review it all
He'll sleep and work out at airport hotels.
He'll review it all