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I live in Colorado and have dogs. Not funny. My daughter is embarrassed of me because I'm still a virgin. Eats eggs.
So we are all going to start calling him the Cave Man now, right?
April 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
So we are all going to start calling him the Cave Man now, right?
Breaking: Trump administration considers all Dead Heads domestic terrorists after mishearing the lyrics as “touch of gay.”
March 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Breaking: Trump administration considers all Dead Heads domestic terrorists after mishearing the lyrics as “touch of gay.”
Me? I’m just wearing this shirt and typing pretty neutral things on the internet
February 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Me? I’m just wearing this shirt and typing pretty neutral things on the internet
Have I been paying any attention to this movie? No
Am I going to pause it when I use the restroom? Absolutely
Am I going to pause it when I use the restroom? Absolutely
February 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Have I been paying any attention to this movie? No
Am I going to pause it when I use the restroom? Absolutely
Am I going to pause it when I use the restroom? Absolutely
How is MAGA going to react when trump inevitably comes after the 2nd amendment to further consolidate power? We all know it’s on the way.
February 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
How is MAGA going to react when trump inevitably comes after the 2nd amendment to further consolidate power? We all know it’s on the way.
So you’re telling me the “there’s a war on Christmas” people are now mad when we say Gulf of Mexico? Did I get that right?
February 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
So you’re telling me the “there’s a war on Christmas” people are now mad when we say Gulf of Mexico? Did I get that right?
Looking forward to all the free eggs Greenland will be providing!
January 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Looking forward to all the free eggs Greenland will be providing!
Which musician will play at the inauguration?
Carrie UnderWould
Carrie UnderWould
January 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Which musician will play at the inauguration?
Carrie UnderWould
Carrie UnderWould
Anyone know how long it takes for ozempic to work on dogs?
January 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Anyone know how long it takes for ozempic to work on dogs?
Not sure if my new year's resolution should be to eat less sugar or be more decisive?
January 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Not sure if my new year's resolution should be to eat less sugar or be more decisive?
Welp, 2024 turned out to be my best old man year (ie: north of 40). Let's see what 2025 brings...
January 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Welp, 2024 turned out to be my best old man year (ie: north of 40). Let's see what 2025 brings...
You’re telling me you can fit all this inferiority into one complex?
December 10, 2024 at 12:53 AM
You’re telling me you can fit all this inferiority into one complex?
Every time I go to my regular pizza spot, the server asks, pepperoni? And I ask, do you even pepper know me? And we laugh and laugh.
December 9, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Every time I go to my regular pizza spot, the server asks, pepperoni? And I ask, do you even pepper know me? And we laugh and laugh.
My $12 sandwich from @jimmyjohnsofficial.bsky.social
Look at that beautiful bacon and all that cheese.
Look at that beautiful bacon and all that cheese.
December 7, 2024 at 6:25 PM
My $12 sandwich from @jimmyjohnsofficial.bsky.social
Look at that beautiful bacon and all that cheese.
Look at that beautiful bacon and all that cheese.
This picture brings me so much calm
December 6, 2024 at 3:59 PM
This picture brings me so much calm
This morning’s Elf on the Shelf is the stuff of nightmares
December 6, 2024 at 3:21 PM
This morning’s Elf on the Shelf is the stuff of nightmares
Please, sir, feed me again.
December 4, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Please, sir, feed me again.
🎵It's been a long December
and there's reason to believe
that 2024 might be
twitter's freaking last🎵
and there's reason to believe
that 2024 might be
twitter's freaking last🎵
December 4, 2024 at 2:05 AM
🎵It's been a long December
and there's reason to believe
that 2024 might be
twitter's freaking last🎵
and there's reason to believe
that 2024 might be
twitter's freaking last🎵
Hey, you! Yeah, you 🫵 You're my favorite follower.
December 4, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Hey, you! Yeah, you 🫵 You're my favorite follower.
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claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM
claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
More like charcuterie excited, amirite?
December 3, 2024 at 1:18 AM
More like charcuterie excited, amirite?
Okay, okay, Broncos on Monday night football means I have to drink a bit. Those are the rules.
December 2, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Okay, okay, Broncos on Monday night football means I have to drink a bit. Those are the rules.
Going to be a long 24 days with these idiots.
December 2, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Going to be a long 24 days with these idiots.
Just discovered that when my GF says she’s bringing her neti pot over, it is not a new form of edible.
November 27, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Just discovered that when my GF says she’s bringing her neti pot over, it is not a new form of edible.
This fitted sheet is working overtime to make sure the rest of my laundry doesn’t get dry.
November 27, 2024 at 1:55 PM
This fitted sheet is working overtime to make sure the rest of my laundry doesn’t get dry.