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I live in Colorado and have dogs. Not funny. My daughter is embarrassed of me because I'm still a virgin. Eats eggs.
So we are all going to start calling him the Cave Man now, right?
April 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Breaking: Trump administration considers all Dead Heads domestic terrorists after mishearing the lyrics as “touch of gay.”
March 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Me? I’m just wearing this shirt and typing pretty neutral things on the internet
February 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Have I been paying any attention to this movie? No

Am I going to pause it when I use the restroom? Absolutely
February 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
How is MAGA going to react when trump inevitably comes after the 2nd amendment to further consolidate power? We all know it’s on the way.
February 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
So you’re telling me the “there’s a war on Christmas” people are now mad when we say Gulf of Mexico? Did I get that right?
February 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Looking forward to all the free eggs Greenland will be providing!
January 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Which musician will play at the inauguration?

Carrie UnderWould
January 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Anyone know how long it takes for ozempic to work on dogs?
January 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Not sure if my new year's resolution should be to eat less sugar or be more decisive?
January 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Welp, 2024 turned out to be my best old man year (ie: north of 40). Let's see what 2025 brings...
January 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
You’re telling me you can fit all this inferiority into one complex?
December 10, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Every time I go to my regular pizza spot, the server asks, pepperoni? And I ask, do you even pepper know me? And we laugh and laugh.
December 9, 2024 at 12:18 AM
My $12 sandwich from @jimmyjohnsofficial.bsky.social

Look at that beautiful bacon and all that cheese.
December 7, 2024 at 6:25 PM
This picture brings me so much calm
December 6, 2024 at 3:59 PM
This morning’s Elf on the Shelf is the stuff of nightmares
December 6, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Please, sir, feed me again.
December 4, 2024 at 3:58 AM
🎵It's been a long December
and there's reason to believe
that 2024 might be
twitter's freaking last🎵
December 4, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Hey, you! Yeah, you 🫵 You're my favorite follower.
December 4, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Reposted by lawyers guns and funny
claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM
More like charcuterie excited, amirite?
December 3, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Okay, okay, Broncos on Monday night football means I have to drink a bit. Those are the rules.
December 2, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Going to be a long 24 days with these idiots.
December 2, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Just discovered that when my GF says she’s bringing her neti pot over, it is not a new form of edible.
November 27, 2024 at 6:18 PM
This fitted sheet is working overtime to make sure the rest of my laundry doesn’t get dry.
November 27, 2024 at 1:55 PM