Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)
@lwood999.bsky.social
Well-meaning somewhat ominous cryptid.
Aw! I’ll take ‘em!
Meanwhile, you already imported my minion to Eitheirys when you implemented the Bluecoat Cat. Here’s one of mine now helping manage my inventory before I set off on another adventure!
Meanwhile, you already imported my minion to Eitheirys when you implemented the Bluecoat Cat. Here’s one of mine now helping manage my inventory before I set off on another adventure!
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Aw! I’ll take ‘em!
Meanwhile, you already imported my minion to Eitheirys when you implemented the Bluecoat Cat. Here’s one of mine now helping manage my inventory before I set off on another adventure!
Meanwhile, you already imported my minion to Eitheirys when you implemented the Bluecoat Cat. Here’s one of mine now helping manage my inventory before I set off on another adventure!
The legend lives on
from the Fedaykin on down
Of the big lake they call Gitchee Gurney
from the Fedaykin on down
Of the big lake they call Gitchee Gurney
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The legend lives on
from the Fedaykin on down
Of the big lake they call Gitchee Gurney
from the Fedaykin on down
Of the big lake they call Gitchee Gurney
Well now I GOTTA lick it.
This will definitely suck because the battery is in an extra air-tight bubble inside the blister pack that released a puff of putrescence on puncture.
Still gonna lick it.
THREE MINUTES LATER: reader, they were not kidding. Glad it was only a brief lick. 🤢
This will definitely suck because the battery is in an extra air-tight bubble inside the blister pack that released a puff of putrescence on puncture.
Still gonna lick it.
THREE MINUTES LATER: reader, they were not kidding. Glad it was only a brief lick. 🤢
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Well now I GOTTA lick it.
This will definitely suck because the battery is in an extra air-tight bubble inside the blister pack that released a puff of putrescence on puncture.
Still gonna lick it.
THREE MINUTES LATER: reader, they were not kidding. Glad it was only a brief lick. 🤢
This will definitely suck because the battery is in an extra air-tight bubble inside the blister pack that released a puff of putrescence on puncture.
Still gonna lick it.
THREE MINUTES LATER: reader, they were not kidding. Glad it was only a brief lick. 🤢
It’s chilly and dribbly and I have a cold.
Maybe Italian penicillin will fix me!
—probably not but we should at least check.
1.5 c / ~350 g frozen stock
0.5 c / ~100 g pastina
Trawl herb box and freezer for mix-ins
Salt, black pepper, something creamy
Boil noods, add stuff, season, enjoy.
Maybe Italian penicillin will fix me!
—probably not but we should at least check.
1.5 c / ~350 g frozen stock
0.5 c / ~100 g pastina
Trawl herb box and freezer for mix-ins
Salt, black pepper, something creamy
Boil noods, add stuff, season, enjoy.
October 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It’s chilly and dribbly and I have a cold.
Maybe Italian penicillin will fix me!
—probably not but we should at least check.
1.5 c / ~350 g frozen stock
0.5 c / ~100 g pastina
Trawl herb box and freezer for mix-ins
Salt, black pepper, something creamy
Boil noods, add stuff, season, enjoy.
Maybe Italian penicillin will fix me!
—probably not but we should at least check.
1.5 c / ~350 g frozen stock
0.5 c / ~100 g pastina
Trawl herb box and freezer for mix-ins
Salt, black pepper, something creamy
Boil noods, add stuff, season, enjoy.
Chat, the cheat sheet said ANY winged helmet, and this is absolutely ANY winged helmet.
With 2B gloves and Tantalus pants, it scored 95/100.
FASHION!
#ffxiv
With 2B gloves and Tantalus pants, it scored 95/100.
FASHION!
#ffxiv
September 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Chat, the cheat sheet said ANY winged helmet, and this is absolutely ANY winged helmet.
With 2B gloves and Tantalus pants, it scored 95/100.
FASHION!
#ffxiv
With 2B gloves and Tantalus pants, it scored 95/100.
FASHION!
#ffxiv
The whole episode ran on wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey, so I liked the shout-out.
There was a crossover comic book limited series back in the day!
There was a crossover comic book limited series back in the day!
September 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The whole episode ran on wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey, so I liked the shout-out.
There was a crossover comic book limited series back in the day!
There was a crossover comic book limited series back in the day!
I put a game of USAmerican Handegg on the TV and am canning apple butter (from my tree!).
I’m autumning SO HARD rn.
I’m autumning SO HARD rn.
September 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I put a game of USAmerican Handegg on the TV and am canning apple butter (from my tree!).
I’m autumning SO HARD rn.
I’m autumning SO HARD rn.
Is it a spoiler if I holler “oh GURL you’re in an _Enemy Mine_ plot” and don’t tell you what I was watching when I yelled it?
Or if I yell about “FUCKING lightbulbs!” a bit later?
Or if I yell about “FUCKING lightbulbs!” a bit later?
September 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Is it a spoiler if I holler “oh GURL you’re in an _Enemy Mine_ plot” and don’t tell you what I was watching when I yelled it?
Or if I yell about “FUCKING lightbulbs!” a bit later?
Or if I yell about “FUCKING lightbulbs!” a bit later?
Turns out when you’re an adult you can just hammer a braid of onions into your lintel and nobody stops you.
July 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Turns out when you’re an adult you can just hammer a braid of onions into your lintel and nobody stops you.
Dear Intertubes, we have onions!
July 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Dear Intertubes, we have onions!
Sun tea isn’t food safe, but chuck that pitcher into the fridge and it’s cold brew iced tea now. I’ll be back for this tomorrow.
July 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Sun tea isn’t food safe, but chuck that pitcher into the fridge and it’s cold brew iced tea now. I’ll be back for this tomorrow.
I have made compound butter from pruning back my herbs.
It’s herbs mashed into softened butter, but I didn’t grow up with butter OR fresh herbs so this is ✨fancy✨.
It’s herbs mashed into softened butter, but I didn’t grow up with butter OR fresh herbs so this is ✨fancy✨.
July 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I have made compound butter from pruning back my herbs.
It’s herbs mashed into softened butter, but I didn’t grow up with butter OR fresh herbs so this is ✨fancy✨.
It’s herbs mashed into softened butter, but I didn’t grow up with butter OR fresh herbs so this is ✨fancy✨.
Celebrating World Bee Day by installing some new queens!
I remain gently croggled that you can MAIL BEES. Just. The mail. Like socks.
I remain gently croggled that you can MAIL BEES. Just. The mail. Like socks.
May 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Celebrating World Bee Day by installing some new queens!
I remain gently croggled that you can MAIL BEES. Just. The mail. Like socks.
I remain gently croggled that you can MAIL BEES. Just. The mail. Like socks.
Dang it, bok choi/pak choi/etc, you had ONE JOB, which was LEAF, like in this emoji WHICH IS OF YOU: 🥬. Leaf. Wtf is this flower bullshit you’re bolting like Usain over here.
Chant renew for me, misbehaving brassica, you’re going to the carousel of compost.
Chant renew for me, misbehaving brassica, you’re going to the carousel of compost.
May 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Dang it, bok choi/pak choi/etc, you had ONE JOB, which was LEAF, like in this emoji WHICH IS OF YOU: 🥬. Leaf. Wtf is this flower bullshit you’re bolting like Usain over here.
Chant renew for me, misbehaving brassica, you’re going to the carousel of compost.
Chant renew for me, misbehaving brassica, you’re going to the carousel of compost.
This is the blossom of a salmonberry, which if you’ve ever played Stardew Valley you may be surprised to know exist outside of that game.
I took this picture on Bainbridge Island, Washington within the last few days.
I took this picture on Bainbridge Island, Washington within the last few days.
May 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This is the blossom of a salmonberry, which if you’ve ever played Stardew Valley you may be surprised to know exist outside of that game.
I took this picture on Bainbridge Island, Washington within the last few days.
I took this picture on Bainbridge Island, Washington within the last few days.
Emotional support asparagus from my yard!
May 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Emotional support asparagus from my yard!
Whiskers, you say?
May 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Whiskers, you say?
Made fried rice with arroz rojo and added chard. Mmm multicultural lunch.
April 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Made fried rice with arroz rojo and added chard. Mmm multicultural lunch.
This year’s emotional support potatoes, already in progress. One bag of ol’reliable Yukon Gold, two of slightly-less-colonized Makah Ozette heirloom fingerling!
April 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This year’s emotional support potatoes, already in progress. One bag of ol’reliable Yukon Gold, two of slightly-less-colonized Makah Ozette heirloom fingerling!
Mist, Best Cat, is staging a peaceful yet disruptive protest.
I’m gonna give her a minute before reluctantly dislodging her and succumbing to the Tyranny of Pants.
I’m gonna give her a minute before reluctantly dislodging her and succumbing to the Tyranny of Pants.
March 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Mist, Best Cat, is staging a peaceful yet disruptive protest.
I’m gonna give her a minute before reluctantly dislodging her and succumbing to the Tyranny of Pants.
I’m gonna give her a minute before reluctantly dislodging her and succumbing to the Tyranny of Pants.
This news has also broken a bit north of you on Bainbridge Island!
February 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This news has also broken a bit north of you on Bainbridge Island!
February 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Stealing away a little warmth and joy so I can warm folks by it later.
February 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Stealing away a little warmth and joy so I can warm folks by it later.
Hey, who has four paws and a POSSIBLY functional pancreas?
This cat, that’s who! Her bloodwork suggests her diabetes may be in remission! Yay!
This cat, that’s who! Her bloodwork suggests her diabetes may be in remission! Yay!
January 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hey, who has four paws and a POSSIBLY functional pancreas?
This cat, that’s who! Her bloodwork suggests her diabetes may be in remission! Yay!
This cat, that’s who! Her bloodwork suggests her diabetes may be in remission! Yay!