If Britt Lower doesn’t win one million Emmys, I will riot.

Great day to work for a federal assistance program!

Carbing up to see The Brutalist.

The first thing I said when I woke up from anesthesia yesterday: what time is it? Give me my phone, I need to buy Charli XCX tickets!
(I did not buy them because they were $300 and I will never pay that much to go to the fucking All State Arena)

I thought my depression had gotten better over the past few years but I think it was just the fact I had a break from reading stuff like this everyday.

Did I accidentally eat an edible or is there really a movie coming out about Robbie Williams but he’s a monkey?

Conclave * Sympathy is a Knife
Thanx Cargentar on [redacted]

Just saw Bottoms and I haven’t laughed that often or that hard at a movie in a long, long time.

Yesterday I asked my husband to bring me a surprise and he presented a spoon with whipped cream and a dark chocolate pb cup? His mind 🤯

Obsessed with the way Hozier sings every word.

One time Taylor Swift unexpectedly showed up literally right next to me at a concert I was attending and I spent my night flicking off everyone trying to photograph her because I thought they should leave her alone and let her live her life🤷🏻‍♀️

Always thrilling to beat the other lweigs on a new platform.