Andrew J. Smithson
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Andrew J. Smithson
@lwaysblue.bsky.social
TV is a nickname and nicknames are for friends

“Until we are all free, we are none of us free” - Emma Lazarus, 1883

@dadsetondstruction.bsky.social but I forgot my email

🎶I don’t need money / I don’t even like it / I just wanna throw it awayyyyy 🎶
Patient zero?
February 14, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Two things we most certainly do not need to do
February 14, 2026 at 12:55 PM
If anybody was reassured by that soulless walking one-a-day Bible verse calendar, they are a damned fool. America is a lie and a liar
February 14, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Pretty crowded field imo
February 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
There’s a hearse in the horsepital
February 11, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I fantasize about hitching a ride to Minnesota and reinventing myself. Doing a reverse Dylan. Call myself Bob Zimmerman and eat harmonicas on the side of the road
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM
My god. Once they crack the Harold there’ll be no stopping them
February 10, 2026 at 1:33 PM
KYLO SAYS MORE
February 10, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Upon reflection, Corona by Minutemen. For lyrical content *and* for being the theme from “Jackass”. D Boon would approve
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 PM
You are upset the Nazis aren’t following the rules. Pretending to be upset, sorry; I forgot what a fraud you are for a second
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 PM
If you run cover for pedophiles, you are a pedophile. Chuck Schumer is a pedophile. See how easy this is?
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Feeling Good
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Sentences experienced a rapid unplanned disassembly
February 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Weetabix and they all eat it, Liam Gallagher is a millionaire and will try to fight this skeet if he sees it
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
So is this rock I found
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM