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Jacob 💚
@lvlhedd.bsky.social
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25 | he/they | 🏳️‍🌈 | Technocrat | INTP-T | Waiting for the aliens to save us.
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Snuggle bugs
Left to right: a black cat, a beige cat, and an orange cat all sleeping next to each other on a comfy fur chair.
April 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Yin and Yang
A black cat and orange cat sleeping head to toes forming a circle.
March 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Shef
Brown rice, beef steak, and egg with spring onions in a white bowl.
March 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Bfs cat rotated on the x axis
A medium-sized beige cat lays on a man's lap upside down with its legs in the air.
March 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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An edited version of the 'The Myth of "Consensual" Sex' meme. "I consent" "I consent" "I consent" They're having a threesome
February 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Common Valve W
Reddit screenshot: r/gaming u/executor-of-judgement Valve bans all Steam games that require watching advertisements to play.
February 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Looking at history imagery of my primary school and unlocking core memories how's your Friday night going?
Satellite image of my old primary school. Satellite photo taken December 2006.
February 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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I get the feeling this isn't the bhuddist interpretation
A TikTok shop advertisement for a black hoodie bearing white kanji and a red swastika.
February 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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The size of the box Vs the size of the meat, chat have I been scammed
A box of Texan style BBQ Beef Brisket with a Texas style BBQ sauce. The Beef brisket is out of the box and is only 20% the size of the box.
January 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Bf doing this to me rn
Screenshot of Reddit post. r/TheLastAirbender Sub-bending Picture shows scene from Avatar The Last Airbender of an Avatar using all four elements, fire, earth, water, air.
January 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Me if I was a railway bogey hydraulic suspension system
A railway bogey with the word "FAG" engraved on it.
January 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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smort
IQ Test Made by Mensa Norway Your IQ was measured to 131 [Bell-curve chart displays score compared to average] Your IQ was measured to 131 which is equivalent to the 98th percentile, with a standard deviation of 15. Are you smart enough for Mensa? Visit Mensa.no for a controlled test in Norway.
January 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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A modified news headline reads: "Heartwarming: The Worst People You Know Are All Fighting" A bald man smiles in a picture below the headline.
January 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Screenshot of Bluesky 'report post' screen. It reads: "Spam Excessive mentions or replies Select the moderation service(s) to report to (Checked) Bluesky Moderation Service Optionally pro ice additional information below: It's Spam. Send report"
January 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Someone stop me
A screenshot of my Gmail, it reads: "Thank you for your recent transaction on Steam. The items below have been added to your Steam library."
January 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Happy birthday from your two favourite fags
Me left, bf right, we have our thumbs up
January 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Black cat tucked in sleeping under a white hand towel. Mother Theresa Pam from The Office (US) saying "They're the same picture."
December 31, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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Massaging away the last brain wrinkles
My hand petting the head of my bfs cat, she is beige and black marble furred.
December 27, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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Confirmed review
Snapchat message exchange reads: Thane of Whiterun: "soo long" Me: "My 🅱️enis" Thane of Whiterun: "real"
December 25, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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Better late than never. Merry Christmas 🎄🍆🌶️
My penis, white, 6.5 inches.
December 25, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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The A Circle?? In the Triangle Factory?? / I Guess We Doin Circles Now meme, but the conveyor belt is empty.
December 23, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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Just got my face bitten to fuck by bfs cat bc she didn't like me kissing her where she usually likes being kissed today. No warning slap or anything. Very salty
I have a plaster in the corner of my mouth and another plaster on my cheek.
December 18, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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This is somehow the best photo I could get of myself on my birthday
Bowling results, Hannah wins with 86 points. Photo of me and friends. Left to right: Will, Jacob, Hannah, Calum, Jade
December 7, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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The fucking zoom in at the end completes this. Will go down as the funniest assassination ever
December 6, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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My only input on the CEO assassination.
"Don't speak ill of the dead." "Don't be a piece of shit while you're alive."
December 5, 2024 at 2:00 AM