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No. 4: ‘You’re just too gossipy to be trusted.'
January 15, 2026 at 7:40 AM
No. 4: ‘You’re just too gossipy to be trusted.'
'Is our home not attractive enough?' say the Luxembourg City couple. 'Do burglars see us as second-class residents?'
Embarrassing: they’ve lived in the neighborhood for 9 months and haven’t even been robbed
A Luxembourg City couple say they have been left feeling alarmed and deeply ashamed following revelations that they are the only ones in their Beggen neighborhood whose home has not been burgled. “Al...
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January 9, 2026 at 10:41 AM
'Is our home not attractive enough?' say the Luxembourg City couple. 'Do burglars see us as second-class residents?'
New Year's Eve statistics and figures, a woman's failure to send personalized 'happy new year!' messages to all 178 of her friends, and more from the Wurst.
The Luxembourg Wurst: The top 3 New Year's Eve stories from Luxembourg
New Year's Eve is a special time when already overfed, alcohol-saturated people stuff themselves with food and drink one last time just to see if they can, friends gather to announce resolutions they ...
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December 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
New Year's Eve statistics and figures, a woman's failure to send personalized 'happy new year!' messages to all 178 of her friends, and more from the Wurst.
The couple, who were unfamiliar with Christmas prior to their move to Luxembourg, say they did their best to make sense of the various traditions and legends about an elderly man who breaks into your home.
The Luxembourg Wurst: International family visited by freakish Christmas figure the parents themselves created
A foreign couple who fused various Christmas figures for the sake of their three confused children have been visited by the grotesque character they imagined, according to various accounts.
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December 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The couple, who were unfamiliar with Christmas prior to their move to Luxembourg, say they did their best to make sense of the various traditions and legends about an elderly man who breaks into your home.
Observers called the act 'gastronomic sacrilege,' and some residents are demanding that action be taken to prevent this sort of indecency.
Chaos after Belgian puts mayonnaise on Gromperekichelchen
A man’s attempt to eat potatoes in a manner he felt was natural led to chaos and confusion when he topped his hot Gromperekichelchen with cheap mayonnaise. Jean-Luc Gouy, a resident of Martelange, w...
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December 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Observers called the act 'gastronomic sacrilege,' and some residents are demanding that action be taken to prevent this sort of indecency.
It may look like a tiny, cheap, mass-produced disc of unexceptional plastic to you, but without it, our entire civilization would collapse
The Luxembourg Wurst: The mulled wine plastic token is what stands between us and anarchy
It may look like a tiny, cheap, mass-produced disc of unexceptional plastic to you, but without it, our entire civilization would collapse.
today.rtl.lu
December 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
It may look like a tiny, cheap, mass-produced disc of unexceptional plastic to you, but without it, our entire civilization would collapse
'SlinkedIn is for people who never show up early and roll their eyes when anyone in the company shows enthusiasm or initiative,' says the founder.
The Luxembourg Wurst: New professional networking site for those who aren't motivated and don't really care
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December 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
'SlinkedIn is for people who never show up early and roll their eyes when anyone in the company shows enthusiasm or initiative,' says the founder.
Their school banned phones, so they these students are fighting back by spending the day swiping their palms and sending Snaps in their minds.
The Luxembourg Wurst: Their school banned phones, so they now spend the day swiping their palms and sending Snaps in their mind
today.rtl.lu
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Their school banned phones, so they these students are fighting back by spending the day swiping their palms and sending Snaps in their minds.
'What was the price of a pack of Marlboro Lights?' the couple asked in French. 'And how much does a carton cost? That is for a pack of twenty cigarettes, yes? What about packs of twenty-five? How much for a pack of Winston Blues? And a tub of Winston Blond tobacco?'
Better sit down and relax: French couple in front of you at gas station start inquiry about cigarette prices
In what’s being called “a sign that you’re going to be stuck for a while, so you’d better sit down, take a nap, and tell your partner you’ll be back tomorrow,” a French-speaking couple queuing in fron...
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December 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
'What was the price of a pack of Marlboro Lights?' the couple asked in French. 'And how much does a carton cost? That is for a pack of twenty cigarettes, yes? What about packs of twenty-five? How much for a pack of Winston Blues? And a tub of Winston Blond tobacco?'
'You don't believe me? You find it funny? Well, it's true. I do due diligence. I do. I really do.'
It’s true: I do do due diligence
It happened again. I was out with some friends, well not really friends, but acquaintances. They’re fellow model train enthusiasts. We meet up once a month to discuss wheels and watts. A new member, ...
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December 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
'You don't believe me? You find it funny? Well, it's true. I do due diligence. I do. I really do.'
'These are the hard times our grandparents warned us about' – cleaning lady off sick
The Luxembourg Wurst: The hard times our grandparents warned us about: Cleaning lady off sick
What seemed to have been wildly exaggerated stories of a bygone era – tales of hardship, suffering, and deprivation – were actually warnings that went largely ignored by a local man, he admits.
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November 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
'These are the hard times our grandparents warned us about' – cleaning lady off sick
The new guidelines have been compiled by leading experts from the world’s top etiquette research institutes.
The Luxembourg Wurst: Public transport etiquette: updated guidelines
As a passenger on a bus, train, or tram, you may find yourself aggravated by the poor behavior of others. You might long for the days of yesteryear when upon boarding, gentlemen tipped their hats to l...
today.rtl.lu
November 19, 2025 at 10:22 AM
The new guidelines have been compiled by leading experts from the world’s top etiquette research institutes.
'People complain about roadworks taking weeks or months. In reality, most were started around the same time the Hittites and Babylonians were planning summer trips to Central Europe to watch the glaciers recede .'
Archeologists: current Luxembourg roadworks actually started 6000 years ago
LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Archaeologists working in the capital have uncovered artefacts that suggest many of the city’s most aggravating road construction projects currently underway have been going on sinc...
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November 17, 2025 at 10:58 AM
'People complain about roadworks taking weeks or months. In reality, most were started around the same time the Hittites and Babylonians were planning summer trips to Central Europe to watch the glaciers recede .'
Is Snèikenlekenschluppkachglasur a soup? A dessert? A sort of liquidy organic face exfoliator that doubles as bathtub sealant and also happens to be edible? I don't know, but I love it!
November is Snèikenlekenschluppkachglasur time!
Hey there, fellow expats! Some of you may be experiencing your first November in Luxembourg, and I’m sure you’re ready for this month to end so you can start enjoying the delicious treats of the Chris...
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November 17, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Is Snèikenlekenschluppkachglasur a soup? A dessert? A sort of liquidy organic face exfoliator that doubles as bathtub sealant and also happens to be edible? I don't know, but I love it!
Spouz-lo, the new short-term spouse-renting service, will save users from having to invest time and effort in relationships that, in the end, may only prove useful for an hour or two per week.
The Luxembourg Wurst: Spouz-lo, the new spouse-renting service
Inspired by the successful bicycle- and car-sharing services Vel’OH and Carloh, a Luxembourg resident has launched Spouz-lo, the new service offering short-term rentals of partners and spouses.
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November 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Spouz-lo, the new short-term spouse-renting service, will save users from having to invest time and effort in relationships that, in the end, may only prove useful for an hour or two per week.
While it's nice having the Ministry of Sport and the Ministry of Agriculture to ensure that cyclists wear tight shorts and apples taste sweet, there are no ministries that deal with issues that matter most to expats.
The Luxembourg Wurst: Four new ministries that expats desperately need
While it is nice having ministries like the Ministry of Sport and the Ministry of Agriculture to ensure that cyclists wear tight shorts and apples taste sweet, there are no ministries that deal with i...
today.rtl.lu
November 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
While it's nice having the Ministry of Sport and the Ministry of Agriculture to ensure that cyclists wear tight shorts and apples taste sweet, there are no ministries that deal with issues that matter most to expats.
Jogger somersaulting through flaming hoop at red light must really not want muscles to cool
The Luxembourg Wurst: Jogger somersaulting through flaming hoop at red light must really not want muscles to cool
A jogger waiting at a red crosswalk light must have really not wanted his muscles to cool, say observers who watched him do several somersaults through a flaming hoop.
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October 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Jogger somersaulting through flaming hoop at red light must really not want muscles to cool
The administration is often swift, but not always,' says the wise expat. 'The roadworks are good, but they are also bad.'
A real King Solomon: this expat is neither automatically critical nor reflexively defensive of Luxembourg
An expat is being hailed as a paragon of fairness and wisdom after it was revealed that he is capable of being neither systematically critical nor overly defensive of Luxembourg. He was called to weig...
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October 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The administration is often swift, but not always,' says the wise expat. 'The roadworks are good, but they are also bad.'
The announcement comes as good news for anyone whose appetite is greater than that of a small bird.
Local Mexican restaurants agree to add 6th tortilla chip to chips and salsa
In what’s being called a victory for anyone whose appetite is greater than that of a small bird, a consortium of local Mexican, Tex-Mex, and other Latino-themed restaurants have agreed to add a sixth ...
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October 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The announcement comes as good news for anyone whose appetite is greater than that of a small bird.
'I want to shout, don’t worry young man, with the speed you’re going, unless they’re in a car, they aren’t going to catch you,' says one worried resident.
Is someone chasing him? This guy keeps running around the neighborhood
BERTRANGE – After seeing a man run through the neighborhood for several days on end, the best a group of residents can figure is that someone is chasing him. “I want to shout, don’t worry young man...
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October 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
'I want to shout, don’t worry young man, with the speed you’re going, unless they’re in a car, they aren’t going to catch you,' says one worried resident.
The conclusion is based on a survey that asked residents about their exposure to sunlight, their preferred color for winter clothing, and if they, in fact, possess at least one skull.
Luxembourg turns goth for next 6 months
A new study suggests that a majority of Luxembourg residents have become goths without even realizing it and will spend the next six months espousing the goth lifestyle. Dr. Ravn Vik, a goth and pr...
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October 24, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The conclusion is based on a survey that asked residents about their exposure to sunlight, their preferred color for winter clothing, and if they, in fact, possess at least one skull.
'I’m going to paint a face on my stomach so that when I sing and jiggle my belly, it’ll appear that the song is coming from my little belly-button mouth,' says one citizenship hopeful.
The Luxembourg Wurst: Unfair citizenship loophole? You may be exempted from language test if you can make your grumpy neighbour smile
In what’s being called a good deal for everyone involved, a new law states that anyone applying for citizenship may be exempted from taking the Luxembourgish language exam – known as the Sproochentest...
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October 22, 2025 at 9:40 AM
'I’m going to paint a face on my stomach so that when I sing and jiggle my belly, it’ll appear that the song is coming from my little belly-button mouth,' says one citizenship hopeful.
'Laws are not just to sanction bad behavior and encourage good behavior, but to codify societal norms and values,' says one deputy. 'We believe in grilled sausages.'
The Luxembourg Wurst: New law says any outdoor gathering of more than 10 must have Grillwurscht stand
"Laws are not just to sanction bad behavior and encourage good behavior, but to codify societal norms and values," says one deputy. "We believe in grilled sausages."
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October 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM
'Laws are not just to sanction bad behavior and encourage good behavior, but to codify societal norms and values,' says one deputy. 'We believe in grilled sausages.'