I mean, when has Jared Leto ever steered us wrong? Except for every time he’s ever done anything.

This is why I always have a bottle of hand sanitizer with me.

I don’t think anyone has actually had a principled belief in state’s rights in a very long time. State’s rights is just the argument you fall back on when you have some policy goals that could never be enacted on a federal level.

But what if my dog gets autism? If it’s severe enough, he may be non-verbal.

America fucking loves the flag. When we were kids, we were supposed to pledge allegiance to the flag every morning at school. And it was the flag itself we were pledging allegiance to. “The republic for which it stands” came second after “the flag”.

HELLO FOOLS!

I hadn’t seen that movie, so I went to a sing along showing at a movie theater. Huge mistake. I expected kids to sing along to the songs. I wasn’t expecting kids to repeat every single line of dialogue from the movie.

Wow. That’s comparable to Garfunkel.

Yeah, but if your the sort of idiot that Microsoft is worried about that would assume the PS3 is better than the Xbox 2, because 3>2, then you’re probably not going to understand what the “One” means in “Xbox One”.

That theory explains the 360, but it really falls apart with the Xbox One.

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