Need we discuss the cookie priest and cookie nun who witnessed their cult leader be devoured by an old unknowable horror they believed to be a divine emissary? And now have to navigate the world with nothing left but each other?

And this side story will probably never be addressed again LMAO

No yeah it really is just Like That and it's so funny. Because like when you're into it it's well written enough that you get genuinely really invested, and it's easy to forget that what you're playing is actually incredibly silly

I'm a little bit of all of these tbh