He's on a mission from God.

The most famous example of this is Zefferelli's Romeo and Juliet.

And then there's the Bow Wow Wow record cover with a naked 14 year old Anabella Lwin.

As a man in my late fifties anyone younger than about 30 would seem ickilly young.

Sounds like the kind of person who coined the term "jail bait".

15 is the age of consent in France, but obviously they weren't in France.

In Britain washing machines and dishwashers only have a cold water inlet and use the built in heating elements to achieve the correct temperature.

No problem there at all, it's not as if spaghetti and ravioli are the same thing.

Always makes me wonder about people who call their child Candida.
Meaning no offence to the keyboard from Pulp of course.

If the BBC is guilty of anything it has been far too ready and willing to follow the right-wing media narratives pushed by the billionaire press barons, instead of pursuing its own independent journalism based on exposing and uncovering the truth – regardless of whether people want to hear it.

If I went to a shop where staff started doing that I would stop going there.

I expect mine would be like that if I sexted, fortunately I've never been asked to do dirty talk.